Bleested

Very wasted, drunk, high, or just overall messed up. Comes from the words blasted and wasted smooshed together.

"I am soooo bleested right now you don't even KNOW!"
"Did you see Tommy fall off his bike? His leg is totally bleested!"
"Horatio got totally bleested on So-Co yesterday that he walked into work, pulled down his pants, and took a dump right on the floor."

by Joe April 29, 2004

bleepblow

A roommate who clogs the drain with back hair.

After starting my shower I realized bleepblow never picked his back pubes out of the drain.

by dagnabbitchuckle June 4, 2009

bleep

The noise a Nextel makes when you are "direct connecting" with someone.

Also is another term for "direct connect"

Guy #1- Man i have to bleep Phil! ::uses his enxtel and pushes the PTT button::

Phil recieves a bleep on his phone.

by Ya Mutha October 9, 2003

Bad bleep

I need a bad Im 𝒷𝓁ℯℯ𝓅 addison rae, lol shawty the baddest, and she got her ways. These lyrics are very special to me because I am Addison Rae...

Person #1: I started a fire that turned into arson that turned into mass murder LOL!

Person #2: omg! You’re such a bad bleep!

by anonymous September 15, 2020

bleeper

one who swears alot

bob: hey look john theres carl!
john: hey carl!
carl: !@#% !@%# &$%@ %@#$!@#$!#$@
bob: wow, he's quite a bleeper

by imabest March 26, 2010

bleep

The most common way of censoring profanity on television.

They say life's a BLEEP bitch and you BLEEP die.

by gs6 December 22, 2002

Bleepo

During the Vietnamese war, the Americans called the vietnamese Bleepo's. The word then translated in modern day english means 'Dumb Viet'

You fucking Bleepo slant eye'd bastard.

by IronHelix August 18, 2004