Birdshit Beemer

When you have spent the money to get attention for your shiny black BMW and lots of birds come along and shit all over your hood like they ain't got nothing better to do.

See that car in the driveway? Yeah that's my Birdshit Beemer ! Enjoy!

by HighMaintenance68 May 22, 2016

cock'n'beemer

n. A young man in a particular brand of German-made automobile, compensating for his lack of phallic fortitude by driving like a dick.

"That cock'n'beemer nearly ran me off the road!"

by wheelhouse September 21, 2014

Screamin bleeder

A chick that is on the rag and all she wants to do is dry hump your leg.

Dude that guy is getting his leg humped off.
Yea that chick is a screamin bleeder.

by C MART December 28, 2005

beemer

A BMW car

he's got a beemer

by paul-k January 22, 2004

redneck beemer

A low-end, or old ragged-out BMW automobile. These are usually purchased by stupid people who think anything above a ford focus is a luxury car. Compare with baby benz

Did you see that dumbass in the redneck beemer? Was that a trailer hitch on the back?

by reppintha423 April 29, 2012

beemer

A Beemer is a BMW vehicle. One of the major luxury automobile manufacturers, BMW is the parent company of the Mini and Rolls Royce brands.

Examples of Beemers.

BMW cars and average income per year of vehicle owner and price of car.

BMW 8-Series- Yearly Income: $196,000 Vehicle Price: 85,200

BMW 7-Series- Yearly Income $175,000 Vehicle Price: 75,975

BMW 5-Series Yearly Income $120,000 Vehicle Price: 45,425

by Kleg March 20, 2008

Beemer

Any vehicle made by BMW.

My dad let me drive his Beemer.

by Ross April 3, 2004