Teacher's bladder

The ability to prevent oneself from requiring the need to urinate more often than every 12 hours.

Woah! Mary hasn't got up from her desk all day! How does she not even need to pee?...Totally must have a teacher's bladder!

by Miss Penguinchick November 26, 2016

Bladder Blocker

A bladder blocker is one of those ner do well friends and associates who seem to think that it's welcome and approrprate to intercept you need to urinate and they stop you outside the bathroom door at the worst possible moment.

Related to: Dump Blocker

What's with that butthead, everytime I have the urge he has to bladder block me!

Freaking Bladder Blocker! Next time I'm just going to smile and pee on his foot how's that for warm and fuzzy!

by ilookmarvlus January 05, 2012

Beer Bladder

When you have to pee every five seconds due to excess beer consumption.

Dude, we drank so many Heinekens tonight, my beer bladder is in full effect.

by ChantAndiPants August 30, 2008

bitch bladder

A bladder of unnaturally small proportions resulting in frequent trips to the bathroom. An emasculating epithet referring to a weak, womanly bladder.

Due to Thomas' bitch bladder, he's unable to finish a pint before needing to run to the bathroom.

by Ben Mepham September 28, 2007

Procrastination Bladder

Increased frequency of bathroom visits due to the onset of imminent responsibilities.

Frank:"How's that English Lit paper coming along bro?"
Yusuf:"Pretty solid man, but this procrastination bladder is dragging the shit out of the process."

Doctor:"Now just one more push BIG push!!!"
Soon to-be Mother:"Wait, wait, no...brb gotta piss"

by AttilaTheHun March 23, 2011

Bed Bladder

The feeling that arrives when you are in bed and you have to pee but don't want to get out of bed.

1. Thought to self: "Ugh, I have to pee soooooooo bad! But I have a horrible case of Bed Bladder right now!

2. Trevor: "Dude, do you hear Max over there groaning?"

Jonny: "Yeah man, he's probably got a horrible case of bed bladder."

by ppg436 July 04, 2010

Bladder Buster

When you are getting utterly railed with your legs over said males shoulders and he plows you so hard he bruises your bladder causing you to then go to the ER due to urinating blood.

YO...my fuck buddy gave me a bladder Buster last night.

by BLADDERBUSTER666 November 26, 2020