The extremely outgoing, loud, funny, good looking, talented, singer/screamer/songwriter of The Used who writes AMAZING lyrics.
I'm high as fuck now.
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The fattest female teacher in every school who makes class entertaining by her comedic weight, but whom is completely unaware of the numerous jokes which occur reguarding her gargantuan size each lesson.
May also be a Bulgarian shot putter.
May also be a Bulgarian shot putter.
For example, in mathematics:
*Hannah calls Big Berta for help on a question*
Big Bertha then bends over to help Hannah with her problem. Upon noticing this, Jack calls to Boris and says "Boris, Hannah wants you," causing the unsuspecting Boris to look in the direction of Big Bertha's arse in its entirety. This is then rounded off with the majority of the class shouting "Whaaaaaay!" accompanied with many "wanker" hand gestures, leaving Boris feeling extremely stupid and traumatised by his experience.
*Hannah calls Big Berta for help on a question*
Big Bertha then bends over to help Hannah with her problem. Upon noticing this, Jack calls to Boris and says "Boris, Hannah wants you," causing the unsuspecting Boris to look in the direction of Big Bertha's arse in its entirety. This is then rounded off with the majority of the class shouting "Whaaaaaay!" accompanied with many "wanker" hand gestures, leaving Boris feeling extremely stupid and traumatised by his experience.
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by Fournier June 24, 2008
Get the beertrucked mug.a sensation of dizziness, and/or confusion, a disoriented state of mind, caused by drinking too much beer. sometimes accompanied by short term amnesia caused by the same thing. combination of beer and vertigo.
person 1: "dude, you crashed the sorority party, took off all your clothes, danced like a crazed monkey, sang a few lines from "don't cry for me argentina" then fell flat on your face and passed out!"
person 2: "i have no recollection of those events; sounds like i had a severe case of beertigo."
person 2: "i have no recollection of those events; sounds like i had a severe case of beertigo."
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Jane: My roommate used to keep those in her fridge in my freshman year of college, noob. I'll take a Heineken.
Dick: Wow, you're a douchebag.
Jane: Congratulations on that observation. Enjoy your bread and yeast flavored piss.
Dick: Quit beertyping, asshole.
Jane: My roommate used to keep those in her fridge in my freshman year of college, noob. I'll take a Heineken.
Dick: Wow, you're a douchebag.
Jane: Congratulations on that observation. Enjoy your bread and yeast flavored piss.
Dick: Quit beertyping, asshole.
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