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The only branch of science where multiplication and division men the same thing.
In biology cells multiply by dividing
Biology by ewlifesucksballs December 12, 2023

Biology Homework  

Really hard stuff that normal folk like myself cannot understand and have to read the same sentence five times to move on. Everyone else is done by this point and playing volleyball on the beach like a scene from the OC.
"Hey Joe you wanna go out and get some CHICKS."

"No..I got Biology Homework ....*jumps back into slave pit where he is then stoned with really heavy biology and finely sharpened no. 2 pencils.
Biology Homework by KALESBALES November 2, 2008

biology and physics

The greatest punchline by Yasine lama unknown definition but is hilarious as they don’t go together bmt!
“Mia takes (wait for it) biology and physics lol XD” yasine is the only one laughing at his own joke ha ha ha

Biology paper 1 gcse 2018 

How shit the exam was
My biology paper 1 gcse 2018 was BULLSHIT

biology major

A major in nearly every college or university that was designed to ruin lives.
1: "Hey what's your major?"
2: "Biology major"
1: "OMGEPICFAIL. -_-"
biology major by Jus102008 October 28, 2008

Biology Teacher

Here is what to expect from a biology teacher : One day you might show up to his class, but not him, and then open his email in which he excuses his imaginary substitute for not being there.

Teacher: manifestement, mon remplaçant ne s'est pas présenté ce matin
His student: C'est correct, on vous attend demain
*teacher doesn't even have a class tomorrow
Biology Teacher by Madame Renaud December 4, 2019
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