baketarded

The state of being so high on marijuana that a person is borderline mentally handicapped.

I was so baketarded last night that I parked on my front lawn and passed out with a half smoked bong propping me up." or "That kids eyes are redder than the devils dick, what a baketard.

by ChampagneWin November 20, 2011

Betarded

1. (adjective) (To be 'betarded')
When a child, (typically Asian), is disappointed with a B grade or higher in an officially sat examination.

2. (verb) (To 'betard'.)
To have 'retardedness' bestowed upon oneself or someone else.

1.
A: "You got a B!? You are a disappointment! You have dishonoured this family!"
B: "Jeez, mom. Quit being so betarded!"

2.
A: "We have our final exam tomorrow, and I haven't revised."
B: "Okay, chill, let's betard everyone else by reading them Trump quotes, so our results don't look as bad."

by DatBoiAJ October 23, 2016

Bimbarded

Another way of calling someone a useless, illiterate ape. A nice word for rhyming in the middle of a rap. Can be used to describe hardcore sexual intercourse as well

I bimbarded my step sister yesterday, damn boi was she THICC.

All of the people who sub to Jake Paul in 2020 are just bimbarded kids.

by Bobby Dewe April 21, 2020

Bobtarded

When a BOB (anyone one with a first name starting with B who is black out drunk)Ends up doing things beyond his control that lands him knocked out , homeless or incarcerated.

Wood : Did you see ole boy get carted of to jail being a stupid BOB. Chelle: that wasn't a stupid BOB that was straight up BOBTARDED

by ACharlesFrankProduction June 29, 2022

Beytarded

(Pronounced b-tarded ): something that is, you guessed it, beyond retarded

Coming home from work and not taking a shower right away is beytarded.

by Sexydimma2 November 16, 2024