Banner Headline

Large text indicating the story of the article below. Typically articles unrelated to the main article are contained within the banner headline.

"Ugh, what's that behind your hand there?"
"Oh, that's an unrelated article"
"An unrelated article?"
<nods>
"...within the banner headline?"
"Yes"

by JimmyLancashire July 5, 2018

Beannerd

A person who studies beanology

The Mexican restaurant has a lot of beannerds

by A muy smart mexican January 1, 2022

Tom Banner

Tom Banner is a bloodclart gstar and is a proper geezer. Man loves to play Fish Game still when he is white boy wasted and is with bare gyaldem in his crib. I love you Thomas xxxxxxxxx

Jamal: Where has my large collection of girlfriends gone?
Labronx Labronx Sanders: My drilla Tom Banner has taken them all for personal use as man is rather white boy wasted.
Jamal: What a silly delinquent!!!

by Xx._WomanLover_.xX October 16, 2021

Star Mangled banner

Someone whose singing is truly bad (or worst) preforming by singing (or murdering) the national anthem of the United States of America.

Roeeanne Barr & the animated stars of the 4Kids entertainment company are two well known television personalities whose rendition of the Star Spangled Banner will be forever known as the "Star Mangled Banner".

by BruinKiller3469 June 2, 2009

bwanners

The combination of bananas, twizzle, Rehab, and grillz!

Things really get Bwanners when the Banana suit gets brought out...Son!!!

by Kristy Bugh June 15, 2008

banner blindness

When Champion, a small child desperately seeking attention and validation from older, respected people is brushed aside. They seek to curry favour but most often fail miserably. Usually through the making up of outlandish lies. Also known as a chronic bedwetter.

Chedburn: I think I have banner blindness to you Champion
Champion: wtf does that even mean
Chedburn: My brain skips past everything you say heh

by Ali [torn] April 2, 2017

Banner

(n) a person who is a complete badass, he is a person who is a tank of an athlete and is most likely a stackhouse, not to mention his 8” dong

Wow, I wish I was like Banner, he gets so many girls

by RickySimms November 28, 2018