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by janett doe April 21, 2022

Bezos or to Bezod

Become affluent in material gain specifically through a divorce.

Bezos or to Bezod is defined as: Marry Bezod jack or Bob Bezod Sarah. Example 2 = Hey, have you met Stephanie? No? Well she is Bezos. Example 3 = Bob was poor yesterday, but today he is Bezos.

by Mangol11 October 22, 2020

Bezos bottle

A bottle, usually plastic, that someone uses to pee in because they don't have time to get to a bathroom or are unable to access bathroom facilities.

He broke his leg and couldn't move off the sofa, so he had to pee in a Bezos bottle.

The kids refused to use the porta potties and left a pile of smelly Bezos bottles on the ground.
They were so poor they didn't even have a Bezos bottle to piss in.

by caughtjesta October 5, 2021

Bezos paradox

The term Bezos paradox is used to describe a relationship of two or more people where one must suffer for the other(s) to be happy

"I heard that cambodian child working in that factory is not having a great time"
"But i saw Jeff Bezos happy earlier, think that has something to do with the Bezos paradox"

by Somebody382 October 28, 2021

Jeff Bezos

Jeff Bezos is the chief executive Big Ol' Rich boy of amazon. He went to space, but didn't actually go to space, he went to the edge of space, so pretty lame, I can do that whilst I slumber. He also ate an iguana, so like, that's weird.

Gejj Bestor? No, It's "Jeff Bezos," his name is Jeff Bezos, not fucking "Gejj Bestor"

by steakjuice September 10, 2021

Jeff Bezoed

When your cat gets scared and jumps so high in the air he could have spent 3 minutes in space.

I had a bad leg cramp which caused me to move my leg as my cat walked by and he Jeff Bezoed.

by 1998F150 September 16, 2021

Bezos

1 Bezos is = to the amount of theft and exploitation it takes to build a rocket and go to space for a little while.

They ripped us off for at least 100 Bezos to get a tourist to orbit the moon. .

by Elusive Muse July 20, 2021