Bezos

A very greasy shit.

I went to the toilet and a particularly nasty bezos slithered out.

by Johan Johannes September 26, 2019

Jeff Bezos

An adjective coined by Brandon to describe something that’s ample, efficient, useful or of exceptional quality by relating it to the prolific CEO of Amazon and the success that can be attributed to him.

“bro look at this”
“dude that’s pretty jeff bezos”
“wtf did you just say?”

by annamarie123 February 20, 2019

bezootered

under the influence(ie weed,alchol,etc)

i dont need anymore im freakin bezootered

by bob and tate October 9, 2007

bezopen

{bazo.pa(n)} adj\ sloshed, plastered, wasted, extremely drunk

from Dutch

Taylor was so bezopen New Year's Eve he started humping the coffee table.

by sick66 January 7, 2011

bezookoo

crazy and berzerk, cuckoo

After eating three bowls of cocoa puffs and watching two hours of ninja cartoons, little Johnny went totally bezookoo.

by ninja daddy May 21, 2011

bezoking

Most badass person in the world and has a very large penis

you got a big dick bezoking

by boringmonster12345 July 14, 2014

Bezotch

You are an amazon prime subscriber and get your groceries and everything else you need under the sun from amazon. Thus, you are Jeff Bezos’ bitch.

Timbuktu has a growing Bezotch population.

Dude, my groceries just got delivered! I’m such a Bezotch.

I can’t even leave the house for toilet paper. Amazon just delivered it....I’m such a bezotch.

by Meechree July 16, 2019