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by janett doe April 21, 2022
A: hey i decided that we are in the middle of a conversation now so i need to bring up a topic.
B: ok.
A: did you know that jeff bezos’s full name is “jeffrey preston bezos”?
B: hey this guy on tiktok hit a fli- WAIT WHAT I DIDN’T KNOW THAT I AM CURRENTLY IN SHOCK AND I AM GONNA FAINT IN 3.9516 SECONDS
*3.9516 seconds later*
B: *faints*
B: ok.
A: did you know that jeff bezos’s full name is “jeffrey preston bezos”?
B: hey this guy on tiktok hit a fli- WAIT WHAT I DIDN’T KNOW THAT I AM CURRENTLY IN SHOCK AND I AM GONNA FAINT IN 3.9516 SECONDS
*3.9516 seconds later*
B: *faints*
by toenailz_gaming October 05, 2023
by 1998F150 September 16, 2021
by josebezos July 27, 2022
A condition where an employer tricks you into loving your job or just feeling good for working where you work, either because the pay is good, your workplace looks nice or just because it's a well known company, despite it being shit and basically slavery.
- What do you do for a living?
- I work for Amazon as a customer service operator! I get to put my shirt on, work in a fancy building, use my keycard... I know that I work for 10 hours a day and I'm yelled at by Karens on the phone all day, but the pay is good and we even have PS5's in our break room...
- Oh brother, another pussy suffering from Bezos' Syndrome.
- I work for Amazon as a customer service operator! I get to put my shirt on, work in a fancy building, use my keycard... I know that I work for 10 hours a day and I'm yelled at by Karens on the phone all day, but the pay is good and we even have PS5's in our break room...
- Oh brother, another pussy suffering from Bezos' Syndrome.
by DruggedBabyPenguin August 02, 2021
by cagamelo April 13, 2022
An insult for bellends, oxygen theives and bent psychopathic wealthmongers.
Bellends spend money on space frivolity rather than investing in humanity's survival.
Oxygen theives are billionaires who don't pay their fair share of tax.
Psychopaths have:
Lack of remorse or guilt
Shallow emotional response
Callousness and lack of empathy
Parasitic tendencies
Irresponsibility
A continuous demonstrative failure to accept responsibility
Bellends spend money on space frivolity rather than investing in humanity's survival.
Oxygen theives are billionaires who don't pay their fair share of tax.
Psychopaths have:
Lack of remorse or guilt
Shallow emotional response
Callousness and lack of empathy
Parasitic tendencies
Irresponsibility
A continuous demonstrative failure to accept responsibility
What a Bezos!
Oh, Elon Musk... Total Bezos!
(What you shout when someone's driving like an absolute arsehole)"Beeeeezzoooooos!!!"
(Accompanied by massive dickhead hand gesture).
Oh, Elon Musk... Total Bezos!
(What you shout when someone's driving like an absolute arsehole)"Beeeeezzoooooos!!!"
(Accompanied by massive dickhead hand gesture).
by @natty_bom_batty November 26, 2021