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beats me

A phrase meaning 'i dont know.' Usually used when some one asks you something you should know, or when your particularly clueless about any situation.
person 1- "Wow, how did you get that bruise?"
person 2- "Beats me!"
by Nemrem February 20, 2006
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BEATSNGPE

A person gets mad for no reason . A stupid retarded person
Spoiled brat
That child is spoiled it’s A BEATSNGPE

That beats Ng Pe boy is bad
Parents beats Ng Pe
by Noonemesseswithromansionis February 5, 2020
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Beatstation

Pornography and wank paraphernalia spread out around an individual during the act of masterbation to allow multiple stimuli to be viewed for optimal wanking pleasure.
Dave was caught good and proper when Jim barged in and found him in the middle of his beatstation, scuds round his ankles, giving it laldy.
by Bofheart May 2, 2011
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Betsabe

one who is inspired and inspires all; someone who is graceful, yet quirky. spontaneous and free.
The only quality that fully described her is that she was Betsabe.
by torlop235 December 3, 2009
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bestship

to be in the best friendship anyone could ever ask for
Hilary and Austen are in a bestship.
by exil3 August 26, 2010
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Betsy AF

When you a sassy badass bitch; after sassing someone, proceed to snap in a "B" formation to emphasis your badassery
Fuckboi: "Why didn't you walk out the club with me?"
You: "Bitch, I don't need you. I'm Betsy AF. You ruining me swag. #byefelicia."
by ssj2dakota January 11, 2016
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Beats by Dr. Dre Tour

Why would you buy a pair of good earbuds when you can get these for twice the price and half the sound quality? Shit son, they're even endorsed by Dr. Dre himself, and, like any celebrity, he wouldn't make false claims about product quality in exchange for large piles of money, right?

Sarcasm aside, these earphones are piles of shit (even when you get a pair that isn't a cheap knockoff from China). The only people who think they're "quality engineered" (according to none other than Monster's marketing department) are people who have never before used earbuds other than the even shittier Apple earbuds included with iPods/iPhones, or spent more than $10 on a pair. They only spent the money on these after seeing them in the latest pop/rap video on MTV, and decided to spend way too much because someone famous said they're cool.

Seriously, spend your money on something better, like Klipsch, Bowers & Wilkins, Sennheiser, Etymotic, Sony, V-Moda, and pretty much anything else that costs more than $60 and isn't endorsed by a celebrity.

Though if you only listen to Nikki Minaj or Justin Bieber, then fuck it, you only care about the bass and/or being popular, so go ahead and blow your parents' money on them.
"Cool" Earbud User: Hah, u dumb Apple earbud user, u should try my Beats by Dr. Dre Tour headphones and experience an ear orgams.

Normal Person: Um, these are Klipsch S4i earbuds, just because they're white doesn't mean they're Apple. And I'm guessing you define "ear orgasms" as "ear drum-raping levels of bass"? Here try these.

"Cool" Earbud User: What the fuck, what, what is this I'm hearing?!

Normal Person: It's called sound quality, something you look for when you listen to music that isn't just bass with autotuned lyrics.
by unhactagain November 20, 2011
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