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The Bertie affect

Where you just cannot get enough of Bertie.
I think I’m suffering from the Bertie affect mate. He’s all I think about night and day.
by The_misadventures_of_221b September 30, 2021
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uncle bertie

by swifty007 January 24, 2016
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Bernied

To have one's actions be controlled by another individual(s) due to inebriation, cognitive impairment or death all whilst maintaining the outward pretence of autonomy.

Derivation: From the film 'Weekend At Bernie's' where the titular protagonist was puppeteered through a number of jolly japes whilst being deceased.
Joe was so drunk that he needed to be Bernied all the way home.

Joe was so senile that we Bernied him all the way through his presidency.
by Gravitas Lost May 5, 2023
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Bernie Bummer

Don't be a Bernie Bummer.
by The Man To Beat August 14, 2010
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crusty berries

Tiny balls of dried semen stuck to pubes on the nutsack from repeatedly masterbating On One's Self With No Clean Up sort of like a dingle berrymade from poo on ass hair
I need a shower I have so many crusty berries from all this porn I've been watching
by blumpkin25 February 9, 2015
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reverse bernie sanders

A sex act consisting of vigorous fingering.
by AcceptThisName March 12, 2017
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Bertle

The Bertle is a rotund, pear like torso. It's not until you see the Bertle 'front on' does one understands the extent of 'over weight' which stretches out from the stomach to the love handles (or belly ears).

The bertle is a more solid and structured belly fat.

This is why, against the laws of gravity, the belly weight does not 'overhang' the waist line, instead it curves upward, like the base of a wine glass.
Example 1:
You look sooooooo bertle in that jacket Bro. With all that belly in your pockets, there'll be no room left for your cash... or confidence.

Example 2:

A: That hoe is so fat!!
B: Some respect dude, pies bow to that bertle!
by Gibs-a-rum December 30, 2013
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