berlin, ct

The dumbest town in the United States where everyone is a poser, wigger, or slut. Everyone does drugs. We suck.

"Lets not have sex til we're married."

"No way i'm high, lets make babies."

by hawtmess January 30, 2005

Berlin Walled

When something beyond your control ruins or stops something from happening.

"My girlfriend and I had to break up because we would be 4547.9294 miles apart, even though we still love each other."

"Dude you were totally berlin walled"

by Bubble girl July 01, 2005

berlin, ct

If you ever wondered what it would be like to live in Satans ass, move to berlin, ct. The only shanty town in the state. The Berlin fair is the worst event in the history of the world. Claims to be near the place that "invented" the hamburger. Known for shitty basketball teams producing sub-WNBA quality male players, such as the Goog Squad's Thomas Polakse and Dee Del. Home of ESPN personalities, I-Mac and D-Bac.

"Let's go to the Berlin Fair in berlin, ct."

"I'd rather stick a jolly rancher in my ear."

by Antisocial Dave April 18, 2006

berlin, ct

A small town with 3 sections in it. East Berlin, Berlin, and Kensington. East Berlin is the farthest away from everywhere. Also known as "east bumblefuck", or "the village". Berlin is a town full of either stuck up assholes who are overly tan, over confident and know theyre better than everyone else, white trash and the "goths" all hang out together and smoke, or sluts. Berlin is a big time town for sluts.

"Dude, did you go to berlin, ct this weekend"
"Yeah, you shoulda been there, full of stuck up assholes, but it has THE best parties"

by nunyaass March 08, 2009

Berliner Ballen

Berliner Ballen are baked Goods you can eat. They are round. They are filled with jam. Also an offensive term for a fat person as they too are round and greasy.

Me: look at Till!
You: He's adorable!
Till: I'm a Berliner ballen, look at me wobble!

Fresh and spicy just like a Berliner Ballen!

by Vici May 08, 2006

berlin bomber

same thing as clevlend steamer, but with sourkraut and corn

Mark, I had corn and sourkraut last night so I gave your mom a berlin bomber.

by cody and rj parmater w/ jake waechter March 27, 2007

Berlin Steamer

When you are tied to a bed, or other object upon which you would have intercourse, and your partner takes a huge dump on your chest and leaves you to fester in the steaming pile.

Man, I thought I was gonna get laid, but that bitch just gave me a berlin steamer.

by Major Tom April 22, 2004