Beni

A guys girl-friend to be. Or can be just a guy that is attracted by either the opposite-gender or same gender is known as a beni

A girl that you find appealing, and don't mind getting to know her.

Guy 1: Danggg. That girl fine
Guy 2: Shaddup thats my Beni

Girl 1: He's cute. What is he?
Girl 2: He's beni

Kid 1: When i grow up i hope to become a beni
Kid 2: I already am!

by AfroJackMoma February 22, 2012

Benis

A bozos penis

Hey! Have you seen a Benis?

by PxrkBoy November 20, 2020

Beni

In popular culture, usually films or video games, the name "Beni" is used for characters in the story who are usually cowardly, comedic and tend to be in antagonistic roles; they are the characters who survive conflict by narrowly avoiding death, usually until the end of the film or game.

Named after Beni Gabor, the former Legion soldier and former comrade of Rick O'Connell, who had hidden himself in Hamunaptra during the Bedouins' attack from the movie, "The Mummy".

"That guy should have died 5 times now. He's totally the Beni!"

by Nemo Sophyne November 25, 2012

benies

Short for "benefits"

My new credit card gives me cash back and lots of other benies.

by petethepointer January 07, 2014

Benis

Balls and penis combined in one word usually used when a female (or another one of the 63 genders) is getting fucked with the penis and balls inside of them at the same time.

Alex: yo you fuck her yet?
Jason: yeah, I shoved my benis in her vagina
Alex: holy shit you benised her!
Jason: yeah, I made her blue hair white as well

by gayster April 05, 2017

Benis

A out of shape worthless unathletic coach potatoe. He or she would rather eat cheese cake or pecan pie than attend a lakers game..He or she enjoys jerry springer and rarely keeps in touch with old friends because he is addicted to atari

I dont think ill be able to make it out tonite...im just gonna get a dominos and be a benis

by Ebbs Ryan December 11, 2009

Benis

spot where your balls and your penis meet. like gooch but with your shaft and balls instead of your balls and your asshole.

Dude, last night when i was doing Kelly, she lifted the shadt of my penis and licked my benis.

by Stevo and Ean December 21, 2008