Beverage Tunx

The greatest musical talent to come out of the thriving metropolis of St Mary's, Ontario. With hits like "Dr Pepper", "Corn Stalks" and the timeless classic "Sick Nicers" combined with their on stage presence, these lads are assured of a bright future.

The Beverage Tunx show at the Shadow last was night pretty sick nicers!

by Slimmy Hollywood February 19, 2005

Anal Beverage

Any beverage that is consumed after it has been poured into and then exited from the anal cavity. (similar to the ass smoothie)

My anal beverage of choice is the captain and coke...fresh from her ass.

by Only idb 4 her October 7, 2008

beverage

to drink something, as in a beverage.

“I like to beverage iced tea.” or “We beveraged while discussing our project proposal.”

by bread infection December 9, 2009

Beermergency

A pilot declares this (like declaring an emergency) so he can proceed direct to his destination and drink beer at the bar ASAP because if he is delayed at all, he legally can't drink because he has to fly early the next morning (pilots may not drink any alcohol during the 8 hour period before flying).

Pilot: Delta 1965 declaring a beermergency and proceeding direct Portland.

ATC: Delta 1965, I understand you are declaring a beermergency. Cleared direct Portland. Do you need any other assistance?

Pilot: Delta 1965 also requests maximum forward speed.

ATC: Delta 1965, approved as requested.

by PDX Pilot 1 January 12, 2012

Beverage Report

A detailed description of last night's alcohol intake.

person 1: oi mate how drunk did you get last night?
Person 2: ah well I'll give you the beverage report.

by alf dent April 15, 2013

beverage cart

The formal term in the United Airlines training manual for the removal of unruly, unconscious, or otherwise unwilling paying passengers from flights; typically by dragging them down the aisle by the arms or legs as one would maneuver the beverage cart through the plane.

Sorry, sir, but we have overbooked the flight and you're going to have to spend the night in the terminal. Now get out of your seat or we're going to punch you in the face and give you the beverage cart!

by Gomer's Pile July 9, 2017

Beaverage

When a woman uses her sexuality as leverage to influence an outcome.

Using significant beaverage, she convinced her boss that she was the best person for a promotion.

by Johnny5Star March 10, 2019