beaching it

To covince a fat girl to have sex with you. Derived from the idea that she is a fat whale and you have "landed" or "beached" her.

"See that fat chick on the end of the bar? If I have another two shots I'm going to end up beaching it."

by David Jones September 24, 2005

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Benching

When a morbidly obese man slams himself on a flimsy looking bench with multiple people on it to make the whole thing collapse, making everyone fall on their asses, spilling any coffee or lunch they have with them

"Hey Michael, I just heard that John went out benching last night, he got some people real good"

by Lord Shaxx, god himself March 6, 2020

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beaching

Sitting on the beach soaking up the sun. Preferably while surrounded by the opposite sex.

Hannah: I'm going to Florida for vacation.
Joe: Oh, do you want to go beaching?
Hannah: Sure.

by joemamma1024 March 15, 2014

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benching 50

When you're so tired that your eyelids feel like their benching 50kg just to stay open.

1: Dude, I'm so tired.
2: You benching 50?
1: Yeah.

by Definately. May 13, 2005

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benching

the act of remaining online and on call as an alternate member of your guild's raid in an MMORPG (e.g. World of Warcraft). this usually involves staying out of all other groups while at the level cap. it has been found to be very unpleasant, as it involves wasting time in the game that you've already wasting playing the game.

There are way too many death knights that are better geared than me attending the raid. Now I'm benching in case someone doesn't show or has to log. In the meantime I can't run any heroics to increase my status as a badge whore.

by Arquin (Gorgonnash Horde) May 10, 2009

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