dude my bedtime heroe is bruce willis
by savannah anatomy January 24, 2007
When you break out the jar of peanut butter mixed with jelly and get a bedtime story and let your dog lick it off.
by Lotsolols May 19, 2018
Putting off sleeping normally to get a semblance of happiness and control/ bastard sleeping stubbornness.
Friend: You have a problem dude ; you sleep two hours a month.
You: don't mock me, my Revenge bedtime procrastination is not a problem it's a shield.
You: don't mock me, my Revenge bedtime procrastination is not a problem it's a shield.
by Mmmmmmmmtoes December 27, 2021
Really bad at going to bed, whether you go to bed really late, really early or just in a really unorthodox way
Josie goes to bed at 1:59 but has to shower, bathe, hoover, clean the loo and do the washing first. Therefore Josie is getting an F in bedtime
by Oh my my March 04, 2015
by Vpdotcom March 28, 2009
Getting caught masturbating while your roommate because of one shaking the poorly made college bunkbeds. The second most important reason why college students should have separate beds. The most important reason would be the story every college tells you about the star student/athlete that fell off the top bunk and got paralyzed and almost flunked out.
Fuzzy has bedtime blunders.
by Downvoting Victim January 12, 2006
IT'S PAST YOUR BEDTIME
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 29, 2021