Bereadment

The time period after you finish a really good book where you're upset that it's over.

"I can't start another book right now. I'm still in bereadment from Harry Potter."

by PajamaStripes January 10, 2019

Bedaddy

An absolute playa, all of the girls can't wait to get their chance at the one, the only, bedaddy

OMG he's so hot, I'm gonna make him my bedaddy

by Jehcjdnems December 22, 2019

BeReADY

You can't spell BeReADY without Brady

You can't spell BeReADY without Brady

by 💬The Brady Mentality™ March 17, 2021

Bedhead fred

When you cannonball jump onto someone's face, fart loudly and moan for poetic effect. The boyfriends love it.

Miles I walked in on Harry getting a bedhead fred and it was messy!

by whalecom November 21, 2021

bedeater

Someone who enjoys the fine art of going down on the largest of ladies private parts. BMI minimum of 56. Also known as elk fist hero.

"Dude, did you hit that big broad last last night?”

“No bro, I just ate at the elk lodge.”
“Dude, you totally are a bedeater.”

by couch eater November 9, 2022

bedear

To love someone very much

I bedear you very much.

by Balaha_2024 September 19, 2023

Bedaddle

The art and science of doing dad shit.

Examples include but are not limited to: dad jokes, dad advice, dad bod, having a "special set of skills," dad fashion, dad hugs, grilling, tactical countermeasures like replying "no it isn't" to "what's another words for thesaurus?"

You know. Dad shit.

Antonym of bedazzle.

See also Dad-ass

The Fourth of July extended family reunion left attendees sunburned with abdomens distended by all the family recipe favorites, and sense of being utterly bedaddled owing the rival fathers efforts to prove dominance in the herd.

by ThreeStarBear September 24, 2023