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bath salt defense

When a basketball player plays such lockdown defense, that he might as well be eating the other player's face.
You can't score on Andre Iguodala easily because he plays Bath Salt defense.
by zharper0 August 9, 2012
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bathing a cat

No matter what you do, you can't win. A situation so fucked up that it's pointless to try to fix it.
When my wife walked in on me and my girlfriend (who thought i was single), I figured it was best not to talk. It would be like bathing a cat
by Da Man too June 30, 2008
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Bakuhoe

Someone who simps for the character Bakugo from my Hero Academia. Bakugo is known for his Hot-headed personality, which I and most of the fandom find very attractive. He can personally Sutan Gurenēdo me any time.
a Bakuhoe will often touch grass when stumbling upon Bakugo's fanart.
by Yohonna bell January 20, 2021
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pirate bath

The process of washing just the arm pit area and the private area with a wash cloth or handful of water. People will ask you to define a pirate bath, the easy definition is "pits and privates"
Kyle was in a helluva hurry and didn't have time to take a full shower. He instead took a pirate bath and he was on his way.
by gooch14 September 10, 2008
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Samoan Bath Towel

(v) The act of shitting in a bath towel and stuffing it in the linen closet. Performed at a party to which you were not invited but are too drunk to leave.

(n) A towel that has been shat in and stuffed into the linen closet.
Sole: Did you about Tau on Friday night?

Junior: What happened?

Sole: He crashed some Palagis party and left them a Samoan Bath Towel.
by fmitga July 19, 2011
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Turkish Dragon Bath

The act of performing oral sex on a girl and then vomiting freshly consumed chili into her hatchet wound. This is an intentional act and to be performed properly, you must seal the lips around the opening of the vagina so as to form an airtight seal. You then fill the lucky girls lady parts with burning hot chili vomit. Then with her belly inflated, you violently strike the abdomen, with a two handed hammer strike, similar to spiking a volleyball, spraying yourself with the chili vagina vomit. This, mixed with the small chili particulate matter, acts as an abrasive cleaning solution, similar to Orange Clean commonly used by mechanics.
Bro, so I was going down on this girl after I had just ate some really old chili. I had just changed the oil in my car, and even after scrubbing with a bar of Dove soap, it just was not cutting it. I figured this was the perfect opportunity to grace this girl with the Turkish Dragon Bath. My skin has never been so exfoliated afterwards, but I kinda don't think she's gonna lift the restraining order she took out.
by Bud Outback April 8, 2013
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