BottleNeck

When your personal trainer is around and you have to fart but you hold it in because he takes it way more seriously than you.

I can't believe this bottleneck man, my trainer loves thinking I'm signing up the next olympic bobsled team so i'll hold it in a little bit longer so he thinks his life has a purpose.

by realityHornet April 18, 2018

Bottlenecker

Is the derogatory name for people who fail to evolve to their respective society in a functioning way. The word was coined from an observation of sociopolitical evolution (or the lack thereof) pertaining to psychographic groups in America most likely to be arrested or suffer from perceived systemic oppression. The term "bottlenecker" can apply to anyone; though, it's most commonly associated with black people who are trapped in an evolutionarily psychological prison who use "systemic oppression" as an excuse for their cultural failures. Instead, there is the viewpoint of a socially evolutionary "bottleneck" pertaining to blacks who can't make it on their own in western civilization, in contrast with those who can.

Also known more pejoratively as "bottlenigger" when speaking specifically about blacks.

If you're black, pro-black, and a supporter of Black Lives Matter, you are nothing more than a bottlenecker to me.

by VannokenSven May 31, 2020

bottlenecky

When you've tried to work out the major bottlenecks in your operation, and you have some success, but new, smaller bottlenecks show up that you still have to work to iron out.

"Ok so even though we moved Jim out of being the main bottleneck in Operations, and replaced him with multiple teams and team leads, we've noticed things starting to get a bit bottlenecky again, because the team leads have themselves become bottlenecks on some of the more complex operations."

by Sir Wordly, Gov. of Verbosity March 19, 2022

blizzard bottleneck

When a game that is many years old can be played at the maximum settings, yet still plays poorly at times due to a bottleneck with the engine or server.

M: The frame rate is phenomenal, but why are you still lagging? Where is your cape, did it not load yet?

B: Nope, that's a blizzard bottleneck.

by Hardagain January 5, 2011

broken bottleneck

Sling your neck around like a broken bottle a crack head chick

Look at that broken bottleneck right there

by Dairy of a madman January 4, 2023

PC Bottleneck

A PC Bottleneck, as the name suggests Is related to computers. It's when you GPU (graphics card) is powerful but the CPU (central processing unit) is weak. like pairing a RTX 4090 with a ancient Intel pentium.

Dude on Reddit:omg my computer is so strong it has RTX 4090 and a Intel core i3 g1610.
Comment:bro that's a PC bottleneck your PC gonna run worse than a gt 1030.

by Donutman694201001 May 16, 2025

Black Friday bottleneck

The human logjam that develops at the front door of a store as too many people try to rush in to get to discounted items. People are shoved, knocked down and crushed against doors as people race to stuff that probably costs the same as it does all year. Black Friday, Black Friday beatdown, shopping, 1/2 price, discounted, coupons, Christmas presents, fistfights, stampede, Christmas, tvs, checkout lines, superstores, logjam

I’m staying in the car until people calm down. We’ve got a Black Friday bottleneck at the front of the store and people are getting nasty.

by joecoolthefool November 23, 2018