Cupcake Batter

When Kevin Durant jacks off into his own mouth and then cum-swap the semen between himself and Draymond Green. They gargle it as much as possible until it is as firm, yet as moist, as a cupcake. Optional recipes call for adding sprinkles, gummy bears, and the often messy, M&Ms.

We shouldn't have added those M&M's to our cupcake batter. It looks like we have shit on our face. Now its gross.

by Not Brad Friedel June 30, 2017

Butt Batter

Simply put, explosive, liquid shits. Often induced from too much alcohol and poor dietary choices.

Never again will I consume that much tequila. I've got some firey butt batter today. It's so explosive I'll need to perform a peripheral wipe when I'm done.

by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2016

Battery Operated Boyfriend

When a girl dreams of a boyfriend, but cannot get one, so resorts to a vibrator.

Aha that ugly lass Sheila's got a BOB (Battery Operated Boyfriend) cos she can't find anyone lol

by TheDiamondGhast September 16, 2016

Baby Batter

sperm.

Oh boy, here comes the baby batter... want it in your crack? or on your back?

by sf_monkey October 17, 2003

battery hoarder

Someone who goes to great lengths to preserve battery life on a mobile device such as a tablet or smartphone. Often they have their brightness extremely low and always clear multitasking

Will, I can't even see your screen it's so dim, you're such a battery hoarder

by cesamos November 19, 2014

batters on deck

A girl who is so beautiful, smart, funny, and has such a good personality that she is not only taken but has guys pursuing her in the hopes that her boyfriend slips up. It's a once in a lifetime opportunity if you get to be with a girl like this, but it seems there is always someone ahead of you in the "batting order."

Guy 1 : "Wow, that girl is just amazing in every sense of the word! Do you know if she has a boyfriend?"
Guy 2: "Haha you've got to be kidding me, don't even waste your time, she's got batters on deck."

by handle this February 20, 2010

Battenburg

A bizarre sexual practice found only in retirement homes. As nursing staff are generally unwilling to assist, participants must make imaginative use of the equipment in the disabled toilet.

TV researchers have dedicated a disproportionate amount of time to this activity, mysteriously without ever airing any of the results.

"Are you ready for a bit of Battenburg, Thora?"

"You're a filthy fucker Alan!"

"Yes I am, but that wasn't a 'no', was it..."

by Dr Filthperv October 4, 2012