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turkish battleship

When you are trying to play hoi4 without making any domestic equipment.
Guy 1: why is isp playing the Soviet union and using Afghanistan flintlocks?
Guy 2: he's gone full Turkish battleship.
by Mausermania June 6, 2018
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Battinson

Portmanteau of robert pattinson and Batman

A fairly good batman, (portrayed by robert pattinson duh!)
who’s not to be judged from twilight

Battinson is somewhat comic accurate, a bit skinny but still muscular, he’s no batfleck but he’s great

Younger batman so he gets a free pass, pretty cool padded suit (likely to compensate for no muscles lol) and has a great solo movie, far from perfect but THE BATMAN 2022 IS AWESOME!

Battinson is the newest Batman, hoping he sticks around unlike batfleck (whom I hope returns)
Battinson is the best emo batman onscreen!

The batman is pretty much se7en with batman but that’s alright, let battinson shine!

Battinson gots a pretty sick batsuit

Thug: what the hell are you supposed to be?

Battinson: *pounds thugs into the ground*



Battinson: I’m vengeance
by Nukedmunxxx March 25, 2022
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author is open to hearing about dead batteries

an AO3 tag for smut fanfiction meaning the author of said fic is open to hearing about readers masturbating to the fic.
"its fine to tell me that you jerked off to my fics as long as the fic has the author is open to hearing about dead batteries tag."
by sharksrcool January 8, 2023
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batterwitch

Word used by John Egbert in the webcomic Homestuck (written by Andrew Hussie).

Is used to describe Betty Crocker in a hateful manner.
John: THE HEINOUS BATTERWITCH HAS HER GNARLED CLAWS IN EVERYTHING.

What do Gushers have to do with baked goods anyway??

How does this make sense???

Why????

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???????????
by homestuckderp August 30, 2013
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Battle Chad

Chad Kensington is a character from the game Friday the 13th. When added the perks, Slugger, Heavy hitter, and Thick skinned, he becomes Battle Chad!
Battle chad originated from the twitch user, Swag_Dracula.

Upon playing Friday the 13th, Swag Dracula was placed in a lobby filled with players who had chosen Chad as their preference counselor.

While off stream, he developed the perfect combination of perks for Battle Chad. After testing it out, he introduced the concept of Battle Chad to his fellow streamer friends, Bryce McQuaid and Gorillaphant. Soon after they played as Battle Chad, they all adopted Battle Chad as a common character that they will play as for a while.

Some may argue that Bryce Mcquaid invented Battle Chad. However, Swag Dracula invented Battle Chad and there is video proof of it.

Chad has different variations of outfits and objectives. Battle chad originally wears the pink sweater along with the white and black patterned shirt with pink pants. His main objective include making sure you beat the living hell out of Jason (Nega Chad). Another variation of Chad is Guardian Angel Chad . Guardian Angel Chad wears all white with the pink sweater. His main objective it to protect all the counselors from Jason. Renegade Chad is the baddest Chad of them all! Renegade Chad wears dark clothes and has a smirk of evil. His only objective is himself. His only interests are for himself and the beat the living hell out of Jason.

The most common Chad is Battle Chad.
Person 1: "Oh sweet, let me get on that Battle Chad action!"

Person 2: "Didn't Bryce McQuaid invent Battle Chad?"

Person 1: "No, you pleb! Swag_Dracula did!!! BATTLE CHAD HYPEEEEEE!!!!!
by julipai July 26, 2017
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Bears, Beets, Battlestar

A Phrase Coined By Jim Halpert of The Office in order to imitate fellow Salesman Dwight Schrute
Jim: *Dressed as Dwight* "Question, What Kind of Bear Is Best?"
Dwight: "Thats A Ridiculous Question."
Jim: "False, Black Bear!"
Dwight: "Well thats Debaitable, There are Basically two Schools of Thought."
Jim: "Fact, Bears eat beets."
Dwight: *Sighs* "Nope"
Jim: "Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica."
Dwight: "Bears do not... What is going on? What are you doing?"
Dwight: "You know what, Imitation is thr most Sincere form of flattery so I Thank you."
Jim: *Pulls Out Bobblehead"
Dwight: "IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM! MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR!"
Jim: "MICHAEL!"
Dwight: "Oh that's Funny, MICHAEL!"
by AlexJewsbury January 7, 2019
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Turkish Battleship

Turkish Battleship, kind of sounds like something that could be on Urban Dictionary
by SEPPUCR0W June 6, 2018
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