seth bassoon

if your name is seth bassoon your homosexual

seth bassoon is homosexual

by seth bassoon October 11, 2019

Bassoon

When you REALLY want to say faggot but slurs aren't allowed so you call someone the instrument universally translated as "fagot" to avoid getting into trouble.

"You're a goddamn bassoon! Go suck my dick!"

"The fuck is a bassoon?"

by rezelfez November 25, 2024

Bassoon

The bassoon fucking sucks. It is the worst instrument ever.

Ew..why is Ayla playing the bassoon?

by Jayyythickness December 6, 2022

Bassoon

Thick wooden stick you blow into

Damn thats one thick wooden stick- a friend

Signed- Bassoonist

by Thickwoodenstick January 12, 2020

Bassoon

Large woodwind instrument in an orchestra that no one knows about because even the conductor forgets that it exists . may be mistaken as;

a potato launcher
a bazooka, for someone with bad eyesight
a violin, for someone with VERY bad eyesight
fire wood, for a rich person
a bass clarinet
a large flute
a big oboe

conductor during a presentation of the instruments;
-i present to you the instruments in the wind orchestra
the flutes, the clarinets, the bass clarinet, ..., the alto and tenor saxophones, the french horns, the trumpets, the trombones, the euphonium, the tuba and the bass.

Me, a bassoonist; You forgot me! it's the third time this week!

by can't find me May 1, 2022

etude for flute and bassoon

A lengthy, loud, and robust occurrence of flatulence

After last night's dodgy curry and beer, I spent the morning on the toilet performing an etude for flute and bassoon.

by anonymous July 5, 2024

Bassoon

When you REALLY wanna say faggot but the filters banned slurs so you say the instrument almost universally is called "fagot" in every language but English.

"You goddamn bassoon. Suck a dick!"

"The fuck is a bassoon?"

by rezelfez November 25, 2024