barefoot brown

When you step on a shit while barefoot.

On my way to the pool I got a barefoot brown thanks to my neighbors dog.

by -MIKE-T March 16, 2023

Dancing Barefoot

Two people getting down and dirty; having sex

Me and my baby are dancing barefoot tonight

by NewLingoAge October 14, 2022

barefoot disciple

A phrase used by tezza to describe a friend of his sons who wears sandals

you some kind of barefoot disciple in those sandals

by talbot September 12, 2003

barefoot contessa

a person on foodnetwork that is fat and really ugly but has good food

look barefoot contessa making more food to eat!

by girl with the eye patch July 08, 2011

masai barefoot technology

Walking, training shoes and boots based on the walking style of the Masai tribes of Africa.

Masai Barefoot Technology. Often associated with forehead carpet burns, damaged Christmas trees, broken CD storage units and in excess of 3 litres of cider.

by John Thurling May 21, 2008

Barefoot Contessa

A cooking show featuring Ina Garten in East Hampton, cooking a variety of dishes. Many definitions bash Ina's poor looks, but let's not forget that she is almost 70 years old.

Barefoot Contessa features an old women who cooks good food

by The big boi igga boi March 13, 2017

Barefoot one sock bandit

A man who has one sock on his cock and none on his feet who wears a mask over his face and no other clothes. He steals the anal virginity of any poor soul that dares step foot in the Oneida varsity locker room.

Bryson Carinci: I was taking a shower and the barefoot one sock bandit came in and stole my anal virginity.
Zack Smithson: yo no way that happened to me last Tuesday and I think I’m gay now!

by Bailey Boyer October 01, 2021