barber pole

An act during oral intercourse where a woman uses her tongue to wrap strands of saliva* around the man's penis.

*see liquid whiskers

Susan gave Westley such a messy blowjob, she was able to do the barber pole on him twice.

by PerverseWriter October 27, 2004

barber poler

from : Barber Poling: the technique of the male achieving orgasm whist being digitally manipulated on the "up stroke"

Jenny is a great girl but she is a barber poler

by coopacoopa August 3, 2010

barber fornication

going to a barber thats not ur barber. similar to cheating on ur barber, but more severe

accused: i havent missed a cut in 8 years! i didnt cheat!
accuser: guilty of barber fornication. 40 lashes!

by broski of broskis October 8, 2019

Barber Pole

When a heterosexual couple are having sexual intercourse, with the woman, who is menstuating, is riding on top, and the man ejaculates. After a moment she dismounts and the combination of blood and semen mixed on the erect penis simulates a barber pole.

Last night I was so fucking horny, I couldn't care the old lady was on the rag, so when I blew my load into her she got off and I had a barber pole.

by Harry Paratesties September 20, 2006

Barber Pole

Wrap a Twizzler around your dick. Make your ugly girlfriend blow you while you shave her head. Pull out and cum on her face. While your four closest friends sing a capella, shave her moustache.

I picked up a pack of Twizzlers and called Fred, David, John and Santiago over to my place Friday night because I knew I was going to give Sally a barber pole.

by 4Tay January 30, 2009

barber the door

Done in an office setting where one takes their desk (specifically one that has a hutch attached to it), bookcase, other office furniture and places it in front of the office door so that they can't be seen from the hallway without entering ones office.

Dan: Hey did you see what Mike did in his office? I'm going to barber the door in mine as well so I can take naps and no one will know.

by vbjas October 3, 2007

Barber Poll

Getting a hand job from someone with a bleeding hand, leaving streaks of blood on your penis, resembling a barber poll.

That stupid cheap whore with the bleeding hand, gave me a hand job and made my cock look like an ol' timey barber poll.

by MD Jr October 10, 2013