Balsam kids

balsam kids, are the despondent majority of the biology in 2023, they are any student who takes biology either SL or HL with balsam, these students suffer from lack of in class knowledge as the teacher "balsam" barely teaches and spends her time teaching the students "life lessons" and spreading anti-male propaganda.

"I am sadly a Balsam kid, i barely take anything in class"
"why do we balsam kids have to take HL material in SL classes its unfair"

by botros May 23, 2022

Basam

Noun: A total badass, originating from the middle east but showing the world who's boss. Drinks, smokes, and enjoys the company of many women. Probably was in some type of military service and definitely has killed someone before.

Steve: yo shut up tim, basams comin in, hide the women, the wine, and song!
Tim: shit! last time he came in he took all the ladies!

by Cadillac Bat December 11, 2009

bantam

Small or youngest compared to the norm

"The bantam team at my high school was only for 9th graders."
"That bantam son of a bitch can still pass off as a child on the metro!"

by Indigo353 May 7, 2007

balsam

Money, the balm of all.

'tain't no problem, just spread some balsam and de pigs will turn down de heat.

by Bob Prochko September 21, 2005

Banhammer Baseball

The game played by trolls on forums, usually involving moderators and/or administrators as the team up to bat and the trolls as the infielders and outfielders. The pitch is the troll posting something against forum rules, the swing is the mod/admin threatening to ban if the troll posts one more trolling post. A strikeout is when the troll doesn't get banned or doesn't post again while a home run is when the troll continues to troll and thus gets banned.

Yeah, some troll decided to play banhammer baseball last night on the forum. He was given a warning, and his response was a "sorry" followed by more trolling and whining... and then the admin scored a home run and banned the clown.

by ratdude747 June 17, 2013

Iambic Bantameter

Any series of remarks, or a single remark, of a high banter level; usually something witty, pretentious, urbane or academic in nature is best defined by Iambic Bantameter, a rhythm of speech best found in the casts of student productions of Shakespeare.

My life is written in Iambic Bantameter.

by abohemianisyou February 22, 2011

banhammer

Banhammers are fearsome weapons wielded by the Admins, a race of genetically enhanced people who have been created to serve and to protect online communities from the evil that fills the internet. The Banhammers are mighty weapons, and must be used carefully, as whoever holds one of these weapons have power over the accounts of all others. Also known as the Faggot Banisher, the ATYO (annoying twelve-year old) Destroyer, and the Retard Bane.

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Q: wtf i cant log in!?
A: May the power of the Banhammer compel you!
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Q: wtf you ******s a****** k******* !!! you **** ****ing *****
A: *smashes with banhammer*

by n0o0o0o0o August 18, 2006