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wanker banker

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Any one of the million or so neat neck-tie New York or London or San Fran bankers, traders, and/or financial types who troll otherwise hipster, posh bars or clubs claiming to actually be interested in art, culture, and the human condition when hitting on women otherwise way out of their league but for their singular monetary standing.
Usually spawned from ivy league Universities.
Attractive Girl #1: I love that film, can't believe it's been so long since I've seen it.
Attractive Girl #2: It was on IFC last night, I didn't even know I got the channel.
Wanker Banker: As much as I agree, I still think the book was better.
Attractive Girl #2: It's a documentary, ass.
(Wanker Banker shrugs, pretends to see some friends, angles towards the bar)
Attractive Girl #1: Fucking wank-bank.

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Simone: What're they gonna do?
Marlene: I dunno, go back to her place.
Wanker-banker: My flat's not far from here, has a terrace with a view of the city.
Simon: Good for you.
Wanker Banker: I'm just sayin'-
Marlene: Dear gawd, this is the worst night of my life. We officially look like coke whores. Why else would a wanker banker assume he and his cheese dick button down could summon us to his apartment via cuff links and slacks ?
Simone: What a fucktard.
by RyKirb October 31, 2008
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merchant banker

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That politician comes across as a bit of a Merchant Banker!
by ryan March 24, 2004
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gang banker

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One who repeatedly screws people out of money.
by gangbanker July 30, 2010
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An experience so extraordinary that it burns a permanent spot in your mind.
I can't wait to see this cage fight between Rush Limbaugh and Barack Obama...it's going to be a real memory-banker!
by PapaD July 26, 2010
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sperm banker

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A woman or gay man that cruises the backstage area in search of giving oral gradification to any and all willing and able bodied persons
Don't kiss that one ,she's a sperm banker!
by twistednick December 28, 2009
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i-banker

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"After two years as an i-banker, I'll just buy my own island and retire."

Many kids in undergraduate business programs are disillusioned by the thought of doing the i-banking routine when they graduate.
by Setsuna September 14, 2004
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personal banker

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One of the hoodrific ghetto fabulous employees of a bank branch
Many are high school drop outs and few have graduated college
I went to the bank to deposit a check and a sleazy personal banker tried to sign me up for a credit card
by Commodore man February 15, 2014
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