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bangs cakes 

a: "I just won thirty bizzillion dollars!"
b: "Dude, that bangs cakes!"
a: "I know!"
bangs cakes by Jack's Fat Ass July 22, 2009
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*bangs pots*

An expression of ignorance and/or essential maleness. To be used when expressing that you like to senselessly bang pots together would explain your opinions on a topic.
who is walt whitman *bangs pots*

i can’t bangs with you 

I can’t hang affiliate you in times of hardship/struggle.
Yo You snitched to the federals during interrogations I can’t bangs with you..

Arthur Bangs 

A bald English teacher who is closely related to the devil.
student 1: what class so you have next
student 2: Fuckin Arthur Bangs english wonderland
student 1: oof

mall bangs 

A popular hairstyle from the 1980's where young ladies would use a whole can of Aqua Net hairspray, along with blowdrying, crimping, and styling hair into monstrously tall bangs. Usually combined with a perm. Also known as fuck me bangs, or mall hair.
"Tina had the tallest mall bangs back in high school."
mall bangs by spinladen February 25, 2013

Porn bangs 

Blunt fringe: A fringe cut straight across the forehead in a blunt manner. This is done to avoid semen from getting into hair. Hence the word
Chick 1: Hey girl friend check out my bangs.

Chick 2: Why did you get porn bangs?

Chick 1: Cause i'm sick of John's jizz getting in my hair after a facial.
Porn bangs by On Dre January 6, 2011