When your having sex with a super hot girl that you really like and realize you can't cum. So, in order to distract her from this issue you fall over and do an elaborate ninja flip off the bed with hopes diverting her attention away from the fact that you cant cum and towards your awesome ninja flip.
i was with this super hot girl last night and i couldn't get off so i had to pull the can't cum ninja bailout
by just a little mah'gee September 20, 2011
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Watch out, Bailoo1 is about. Get your children inside or they will have had a new ring ripped into them
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When you make plans with someone and they constantly bail on you. You could've just talked to them an hour ago, but they will still bail. Any contact you try and make with the person will be ignored. Can be quite frustrating and annoying, leading to a decline in friendship with the person.
I stayed in last night and pounded a sixer of nattie light by myself, I had plans with Liz but she had a sudden breakout of bailorexia.
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