baboon's wagner

when you prematurely ejaculate onto a girls face before having any sexual contact whatsoever with her. occasionally she is still wearing clothes when this happens.

Matt: Dude i was right about to give it to my girl, Noelle, and then I baboon's wagnered all over her face.

by Matt Lowee January 15, 2010

Baloop

The sound of bubbles that a fish makes whent it breaths.
Good to quote when awkward or boring moments happen.

baloop baloop baloop

by blahexceptmyusernamealready June 13, 2012

Baboonin

(v) the art of picking up black chicks at the club

"Yo man, down to go swoon some white chicks at the club tonight?"

"Man I ain't trynna go swoonin I'm trynna go baboonin and get me a fine African honey!"

by SlowBlows September 7, 2014

I R Baboon

A person who chooses to ignore all common sense,using the phrase as a excuse.Drawing inspiration from the popular cartoon character I R Baboon.
Archaic-A stupid person with a red butt.

Guy 1-Weren't the oozing warts a a dead give-away??

Guy 2(itches crotch area)-Aww What the fuck,i banged her anyway...I R Baboon i guess

by Medulla Oblongata June 22, 2008

A baboonaphile

a male who enjoys sex with obese or ugly female partners

A baboonaphile is often a person who possesses like symptoms found in drunken men; formerly called "beer goggles"

by nathaniel eidson April 19, 2006

hung like a baboon

mostly British saying, funny version of "hung like a horse".

- Hey needle-dick, come over here
- Needle dick? Hey, I'm hung like a baboon!

by Jeesesskrist January 10, 2011

baboon

1. A fat ape with a huge amount of body hair and BO originating from the far east.
2.A crappy insult.

1. Kid - Wow, Thats a fat Baboon.
2. Kid - Your a D*ck faced baboon.

by The Koaladude September 11, 2005