baboon butter 

Thick, mucky black liquid that forms in beads on a court apes head and neck region during physical sporting activities

It's always the small white kids who end up moping the baboon butter off the court during NBA games.

baboon butter by CoonTastic July 23, 2014

baboon swipe 

A delicate swipe across the head-RA

She stuck my head in her shirt and gave me a baboon swipe..

baboon swipe by Goins_gone_wild February 26, 2015

baboon arse

when someone mess things up big time,and it cannot be fixed,

well thank you very much mate ,you have just made a right baboon arse of that one.

baboon arse by Anna65 February 24, 2009

Baboon Fucker

The First Lady, Laura Bush.

Potential porn queens, Barbara and Jenna are evidence enough that Laura did indeed fuck a Baboon.

Baboon Fucker by yo_daddy March 29, 2005

Baboon Pants 

Slacks that have the backside cut out thereby exposing the buttocks. Sometimes confused with assless chaps.

Damn, my swamp ass is out of control! I’ve gotta pick up a pair of baboon pants.

Baboon Pants by R_Chi_Bald March 18, 2018

baboon ass 

stage 2 of monkey butt when youve had too many jalapenos

i am passing monkey butt going on to baboon ass since i have ate that jar of jalapenos

baboon ass by fuck you December 9, 2003

Baboon-ass pussy 

A vagina that has red and swollen labia, thus reassembling a baboon ass.

Wow, did you see that stripper’s “baboon-ass pussy”?

Baboon-ass pussy by Big J. Wells April 20, 2009