Bauerdick

An extraordinarily small means of measuring length. Never fully determined how small because it's never actually been found and measured due to the thick jungle within which the original Bauerdick is located. However it has been estimated that a single Bauerdick Unit (BDU) may be close to .000001mm or 1mm * 10E5.

"Wow, that ant must be at least a thousand Bauerdick Units (BDUs) long!"

by Joey da GAPR-KNG May 1, 2009

jack bauer style

to kick serious ass in a needed situation

Guy 1: This guy was picking on me, so i went jack bauer style on his ass

Guy 2:Dude kick ass

by PMC1120 May 14, 2009

Brett Bauer

Two words that seem to comprise a name, but are in fact sentence modifiers and word replacements of epic and biblical proportions. They can literally squeeze their way into any sentence in the English language, and should be used to their fullest.

Note, Brett Bauer does not need to appear in order in a sentence, nor does it need to be in its entirety (ie: just "brett" or "bauer" is okay. "Brett my bauer!", "You totally bretted your bauer on your skateboard last night", "The problem with your car appears to be a loose bretters and desperate need of a bauer change"

by The Zamboni October 24, 2008

Jack Bauer Power Hour

The timeslot where "24" is televised. Literally, an hour (minus commercials) of Jack Bauer (bad-ass counter-terrorist agent played by Keifer Sutherland) using his power (knocking off the bad guys in bad-ass ways).

Dude, want to head downtown, have a few beers and grab some tail?

What are you, nuts? Jack Bauer Power Hour's on! I don't even answer the phone!

by Zipster May 16, 2005

Bauerism

A monotheistic religion that worships the great Jack Bauer, because he truly is God. Followers of Bauerism are known as Bauerims.

Christian dude: Jack Bauer kicks some serious ass man!
Bauerim dude: OH hell yeah man, I worship him!
Christian dude: Oh for real?
Bauerim dude: Yeah man, I follow Bauerism..it is the best religion EVER!

by KOOmarr January 28, 2007

Jack Bauer

Verb.

To save the United States from going to war with three Middle Eastern Countries only hours after you flat-line and were revived by a clinic OD.

I Jack Bauered your ass!

Kim Jack Bauered that mountain lion upon encountering it in the woods.

by AbbyErGr April 28, 2005

Bauer

Bauer in Latin means "King","The Great"
This is your worshiping king.
They usually have the most money and the greatest things.

Bauer is the captain of the Tennis team.

by Italianshowgirl992 March 30, 2009