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attentionwhore

A person who is ready to do just about anything to get attention. Both pathetic and desperate.
"That guy on TV is going to dig out his kidney with his bare hands and then eat it. What an attentionwhore."
by march hare October 20, 2005
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Attention Whore

a bitch who often makes everything dramatic. She will try to gain sympathy and/or try to get everyone against you by exaggeratng a situation or placing false rumors. She also tries to act innocent and be the victim to make you look like the worst person in the world.

They're usually preppy whores that need to get fucked up.
note this things in an attention whore:
1) Make everything dramatic
2) Will do anything to get sympathy or attention.
3) Usually hooks up with her best guy friend all the time the cry on how it's complicated.
4) Wears a lot of glitter

5) She will be friends with people that bully you
6) In the end people just use her for their satisfaction
7) Have a rude overweight friend who gets in your business because her friend has an obsession with her
8) their names usually start with "k"

Stay away from these people.
lol Look at a wall, it has more original personality and they won't turn on you one day.
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I ATEN'T DED

Literally, "I ain't dead." A declaration of one's alive status, often used by bloggers and members of online communities who haven't been - or won't be - heard from for a while.

Originated in the comic fantasy "Discworld" books by Terry Pratchett, in which elderly witch Granny Weatherwax wears a scrawled "I ATEN'T DED" sign while having out-of-body experiences, to prevent passersby from getting the wrong idea and burying her.
I ATEN'T DED guys, I've just been at my auntie's house for a week and her Internet is crap. What'd I miss?
by Rob T Firefly September 3, 2010
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target cart attendant

The bitch of Target stores. Specialized in bringing carts into the store, taking carts for repairs, cleaning carts, restroom checkups, hangers, defectives, spills, baskets, trash, carry outs, carry ins, and anything that dosen't fit another team members' job description. The lowely recruit for Target stores.
That cart attendant is so sexy outside right now, jeesh.
by Target Cart Attendant March 26, 2005
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Antenucci

The most regarded Italian surname you could ever have. Nothing could be better than being born into this clan. Being an Antenucci means you are the object of envy.
The men are handsome, witty & athletic. Though on the thin side, their appetites rival that of a fat Italian. They are keen on playing pranks & have a wicked sense of humor. They also find great amusement in fat people falling, preferably face-first. Antenucci men are esteemed, they have nicknames like "The General" or "King of the World". Oh, & Antenucci men are ALWAYS right. All the time. In the history of the world, no Antenucci man has ever been wrong about anything.
Antenucci women are also good looking, whether they are born into this clan or are lucky enough to marry an Antenucci man. They are smart, but not as smart as the men of the family. They are funny, but not as funny as the men. (See the pattern, folks?) They are known for their kindness & compassion, & their tasteful, somewhat prudish sense of style. Antenucci women are also known for being fabulous cooks... Although they occasionally insist on ruining a perfectly good gravy with organic veggies and low-fat meats, ugh. Stick to the recipe ladies!

Last but not least: Antenucci men love the women of their clan above and beyond life itself. To hurt or harass an Antenucci woman will almost certainly result in the ass kicking of a life time. Sometimes, the mere threat of this ass kicking is enough to make another grown man practically crap his pants.
Example: "Wow, was he really stupid enough to disrespect Antenucci's wife? ....I can't promise that bad things won't happen to him!"
by Popenucci March 23, 2013
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Antenne Mic

Antenne Mic is a microphone often used by people who use the nickname Stoffi06.
Stoffi: Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Me: Damn your microphone sounds like an antenne inside a microwave.
Stoffi: BZZZFUCKZZZYOU
Me: I think you have an Antenne Mic
by bjørnejævel February 11, 2020
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Sanctimonious Attention Whore

Someone, usually female, who not only wants to be the center of attention, but who specifically seeks highly visible opportunities to act self-righteous at the expense of others, in order to receive temporary affections from cohorts, so as to validate their own fragile sense of self-worth. Also known as S.A.W.

A group of Sanctimonious Attention Whores is called a "Squabble". A male courtier, or loud-mouthed defendent/apologist, of a Sanctimonious Attention Whore is called a "SAW John" or "Squawker".
Political pundit, Ann Coulter, is a sanctimonious attention whore. Media host, Bill O'Reilly, when he defends Ann Coulter, is a SAW-John.
by Wyld Stallyns August 12, 2006
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