Avalon

Avalon, a small beach in southren new jersey aka the best beach ever. The cops are always on your ass about everything, ex: bikelights. Its full of rich old white people who tip you good but you can always find a hot dilf. You arent an OG if you havent done the shipwrecked sundae at Buccaneers. On every corner you will either see Lambo, Porsche, or G-Wagon. The minivan of Avalon is a Range Rover. Every house is bigger than you're future. You aren't going to find a bottle of water cheaper than 4 dollars. Avalon is not Avalon without rich old white people. You havent lived unless you havent experienced the jittney aka litney. The cheapest house you will find down here is a shack starting at one million. Oceancity and wildwood are full of white trash who cant afford a nicer beach. Only the best of the best get to live in Avalon. In Sea isle city is the want to be rich people that dont have enough money to afford avalon. And if you go to the beach at Avalon at anytime of the day you can always find a place to sit unlike the other shitty beaches.

Bob: "Hey dude have you been to the rich white town of Avalon?"
John: "Yeah bro, I just bought a house down there for 8 million, worth every penny."

by judith pumpkin June 27, 2017

Avalon

A beautiful name for a beautiful girl. She is loving, sweet, social, athletic and normally the smartest in a group. Be sure not to hurt her emotionally, because she has a good memory and is sensitive.

FLAWS:
Avalon is paranoid. If, say, she has a heartache for more than an hour...
“Omg I have heart cancer”

Is that an Avalon, aww bro I love them it’s sad that she’s taken...

by urbangiaary September 30, 2019

Dirty avalon

When a girl with blond hair bangs multiple guys at once near a McDonalds

Guy 1: did you hear about Ryan yesterday
Guy 2: no what happened

Guy 1: He was doing the dirty avalon with Brian's sister.

by Fuckboy991 April 16, 2020

Toyota Avalon

Well built car, driven by some of the slowest jackass drivers ever; Therefore are some of the slowest cars in traffic.

I was fifteen minutes late for work!! I got stuck behind two of those bitch ass Toyota Avalons riding the left lane again, I had to hit the emergency lane to pass them, Dicks!!

by 186 mph January 14, 2010

The Mists of Avalon

The best book in the world. Morgaine le Fay is awesome, Gwenhwyfar is a dill-hole, and if you have not read this book, you are missing out. Marion Zimmer Bradley=Best author ever.

Person 1: OMG! TWILIGHT IS LIEK TEH BEST BOOK IN TEH HOLE WORLD!!!
Person 2: Really? Have you read The Mists of Avalon?
Person 1: ...That's a whole title?
Person 2: *facepalm*

by Pentacle5 April 12, 2009

Avalon

a very attractive and increadably intellegent, and sexy girl.
who enjoys taking pills, and anything else that is going around.

and dates a junkie (look up Simon for details)

"Avalon!" , "Avalon is Buff !"

by CMAT October 1, 2007

Avalos

Avalos is a good and enjoyable man that is into ladys. he also is a good person in the real world but he also has some downsides like how he has a friend that has a very big basement. he also has very interesting friends that joke around probably to much. he also has a crazy side in him that makes him go crazy. overall he needs help, better friends, and a chill pill but also he is a very talented and good man in public.

Jason: hey have you seen Avalos anywhere he has gone mad
Anthony: no but I have seen in normal a while ago
Jason: that might not help

by Nice Names June 4, 2021