verbal autopilot

When you don't really want to engage with someone who is telling the same story for the 100th time so you reply with variations of 'Yeah' or 'Dang', 'Wow', 'OMG'. Because you don't want to be rude.

Did Jim tell you that story of when he met Freddy Kruger at that convention, AGAIN?!

Oh yea, but I just went on verbal autopilot during the story.

by Rhondor February 12, 2022

atopia

inability to find where one is; disorientation.

Atopia is a quite a problem with me.

by uttam maharjan December 28, 2011

autopilot

to drive home extremely intoxicated and have no recolection in the morning of the ride.

i don't recall how i got home last night but the car is in the driveway.

by TiC_ToK September 27, 2004

Autopilot

The unintentional act of someone falling asleep while giving a BJ and yet still continuing with said BJ while still doing normal functions of the activities

So i was getting a BJ and this girl was on autopilot

by Metal Man XXX core October 4, 2008

autopaedophile

Someone who is turned on by himself as a child. As kids like exploring each other's bodies he may wish, in his role as a child, to do this with other children upon which he will be discovered and feel most misunderstood.

Joe is an autopaedophile, he'll get along very well with little Jimmy, they seem to have so much in common.

by Gantier June 25, 2014

Commander Autopilot

An extremely sweet kid from Bergen County, NJ who goes to daycare (see defenition). Can be identified by the his sweet part and high voice. Obsessed with Scott Stevens and NJ Devils. Works his ass off in sped classes but still fails and has a combined SAT score of 600.

There goes Commander Autopilot...Wow, how fuckin sweet is he?

by Barry B July 2, 2004

autopilot

a person completely controlled by society who will never stop once in their life and realize how utterly worthless their existence is.

anyone who adds a definition on urban dictionary after there is already 5 definitions.

by daequan October 30, 2003