asstard

A word commonly used to describe someone (typically of the male gender) and their actions towards others. Often actions similar to those of asses and retards... hense. Asstard.

Damion is an asstard... enough said.

by Mel-Steff October 19, 2009

asstard

A jerk (asshole) that is stupid or retarded

what an asstard!; Hi's/she's a supid asstard!

by Cornucopia of Ass May 21, 2006

asstards

A curse word used commonly instead of bastard. It was first used in the webcomic Casey and Andy. www.caseyandandy.com

Bill Gates couldnt be more of an asstard.

Linux fanboys are such asstards.

That dude is such an asttard guy.

Frederik is cheating that asstard.

Kulex is using AWP again that asstard.

The asstard thinks hes funny.

Freud was an asstard, jung was a genius.

by Lifeisaglitch April 21, 2006

Asstard

Not quite an asshole, retard, or a bastard but, a asstard!

That guy is a big asstard.

by Robspace August 16, 2010

asstard

you are mean and retarded at the same time. congratulations, if somebody called you this.

"you are an asstard for giving me a breakup note and staying to watch me read it."

by im not an asstard November 12, 2009

austar

The winner of a contest which is not very prestigous.

"Wow, I just defeated Lisa in an ass-slapping contest, I'm such an austar."

"The driver of that Honda who just beat the other Honda in their race on main street is such an austar"

by Anonymous April 21, 2003

asstard

Someone stupid, or shows great stupidity with anything they do or say.

"You're a stupid-head!"

"Wtf? Freaking asstard.. Suck my cock"

by Asstard April 12, 2009