Ashoesination Attempt

The throwing of a shoe at a World Leader, or shoeing. In many parts of the World, showing the sole of one's shoe or using shoes to insult are forms of protest.

Both Secretary Hillary Clinton and President George W. Bush have both survived their Ashoesination Attempts, with Clinton being the most recent.

by BoboJones April 12, 2014

First Attempt Syndrome

(usually in Minecraft parkour) when you get super far in a parkour on your first try, but on your later attempts, you start trippin

Yo I think I have a case of First Attempt Syndrome cause after I fell off the parkour that first try, I kept fucking walking off of the one block jumps.

by pussack August 6, 2018

an attempt at teaching

most substitute teachers

wow that was a fun an attempt at teaching

by sun tzu_closerelativeofgenghis December 23, 2021

Assassination Attempt

When shooting a load at at potential recipient’s face, they turn away and their ear takes the heat.

I had a clear shot at her face, but it just ended up being an assassination attempt.

by Dingelberry July 16, 2024

attempted attempted murder

The attempt of murder never occcurs, but the attempt of attempt does

You are guilty of attempted attempted murder

by Connor’s lawyer April 29, 2022

Assassination Attempt

Remember that fight in Vinland saga between Thorkell and Thorfin? Remember how Askeladd reflected the sun off his sword to blind Thorkell?

Hym "This has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with any assassination attempts I've heard of but I'm literally Askeladd and you're welcome for that at least."

by Hym Iam July 11, 2025

Search String Attempt

The act of using a search engine to find specifically what one is looking for. If the search string is vague it may require multiple attempts with various other search strings.

"It took me 15 freakin search string attempts to find the doco i saw 3 years ago!"

by Richie De Bauchery September 21, 2016