Da act of unsuccessfully trying to transfer someone from more-friendly-and-peaceable lands into da most-feared region of Middle Earth.
Da Black Riders committed attempted Mordor on Frodo at the Ford of Bruinen, but he managed to ride past them and cross the water, amid their cries of "Come back! Come back! To Mordor we will take you!"
by QuacksO June 21, 2023
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Get the eleven-attemptingmug. Person 1: Level Thirty Five Roxas Defeating Sephiroth Within Eighty One Attempts: Hades Playthrough Was Ran Within A Hundred And Eighty One Tries: 《¤》The First Juvenile Release...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
Get the Level Thirty Five Roxas Defeating Sephiroth Within Eighty One Attempts: Hades Playthrough Was Ran Within A Hundred And Eighty One Tries: 《¤》The First Juvenile Release...mug. The throwing of a shoe at a World Leader, or shoeing. In many parts of the World, showing the sole of one's shoe or using shoes to insult are forms of protest.
Both Secretary Hillary Clinton and President George W. Bush have both survived their Ashoesination Attempts, with Clinton being the most recent.
by BoboJones April 12, 2014
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Get the When You Attempt The Seventhmug. when a Brandon anderson Gets Jetted up and pretends not to know something its called attempted cornbread.
by TwistedMugzru September 9, 2010
Get the attempted cornbreadmug. A phrase to say when someone tries to make a joke and/or comeback, but it ends up being completely unfunny.
Person 1: Wow, you really get no bitches huh?
Person 2: your mom is my bitch
Everyone else: Worst attempted bangers
Person 2: your mom is my bitch
Everyone else: Worst attempted bangers
by Big dimo August 2, 2022
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