Astrid

Astrid is a beyond gorgeous girl. Shes Always there for someone, she gives some of the best hugs. She is a very shy girl but let her get more comfortable and she’ll be very clingy. Astrid is very lovely. Astrid is one of the best friends you can have, she is so sweet. Making eye contact will make you die from her beautiful eyes. Astrid is so dreamy. Shes the type of girl you’ll always think of once you see her. No matter how you’re feeling, she’ll always find a way to make you happy. Shes truly the best friend to have. Astrid’s smile is so beautiful just like her. ❤️ 🩹 💍

That Astrid girl is gorgeous.

by OctopusSemen78 November 22, 2021

astroiogia

astroiogia, better known as sage, is the coolest swiftie on quotev. they are super cool and funny tf is this shit, go follow them

person 1: did ygs see astroiogia??
person 2: yeah they seem cool
person 3: bitch please sage is the coolest

by rogertayloriscoollmao March 7, 2022

Asteroids.

This word adequately replaces haemorrhoid. It sounds more appropriate!

The angle of the dangle of my asteroids is driving me barmy and they itch like hell!

by John F. Tomlinson. March 28, 2003

Asteroids

A condition when the Fecal Impaction of the Colon is so solid and an has become an immobile bulk mass of human feces that develops one's rectum as it has a resulted in a solid mass of constipation in one's ass, such that, it feels as if it is, “Chocked Full O' Nuts” which will not pass under normal circumstances and may have to be dug out with one's fingers or similar tools. i.e., "to shit a brick!"

Tommy: "You ok in their… Won?"

Won: "Oh yes yes, me mighty fine, it is my ass that is the problem, and I am in a state of constipated and my ass is full of Asteroids and feels like it is Chocked Full O' Nuts”.

Jim: "What's the hold up with you two guys in this restroom; it’s time to watch the game."

Tommy: "Oh, it's Won; again, he say's his butt is so clogged up with Asteroids that he just can't shit and is in a lot of pain.

Jim: "What?"

Joe: "Oh, hell you guys, I have been telling you for years that Won is just full of shit."

Jim: “What a crock of shit, we are going to miss the game.”

Bobby: “Who gives a shit?”

Tommy: “Well, evidently Won does!”

by Billy BullSchitter April 23, 2017

Astrid

Short gal who can pull faces and laugh like a cheeky little monkey. Has a penchant for early drinking (keeps bottles on her desk)

This girl is like an Astrid when she drinks.

by Ash_the monkey November 9, 2012

Asteroid

Any vehicle, especially on the Interstate, driving ten or more miles an hour under the speed limit. See also asteroid field.

All these asteroids puttering down the road are killing me.

by Whitebred April 3, 2004

barbarian asteroid

The act of 2 beings mating analy and the giver pulls out, and while the takers anus is still gaping, the taker BMs into the givers anus.

Sandy got a barbarian asteroid from Ronald yesturday, it was wide.

by nicklights December 13, 2007