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Assmuncher

A boy/girl that ruins the fun of the others, to be a killjoy or to simply be annoying
"Yo, stop being an assmuncher and enjoy the party."
by Wildboyo March 22, 2021
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assman

A man whose favorite part of the female anatomy (i.e. to look at/stick his penis in) is the butt.

Also spelled "ass-man."
And that was when I realized: I'm an assman!
by yeyYAY June 16, 2006
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Assenio Hole

Assenio Hole is a former late night talk show host in a parallel universe. He is also a friend to Sweaty Murfee and Hall of Fame basketball player Majik Dick.
Did you watch Assenio Hole last night? He had on Sweaty Murfee and NBA MVP Majik Dick. It was hilarious.
by MrVoteLibertarian September 24, 2011
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assmeats

1. Meats from the assiest region
2. Rectal meat commonly found in meat pies and hotdogs
3. Flavoursome meat
I hunger for assmeats bitch!!
by Sathan April 24, 2003
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assenterbot

A description of a typical inhabitant of Accenture, a so-called "management consultancy".

A description of someone emotionally lobotomised and programmed to create large decks of Microsoft Powerpoint slides at random. They "communicate" with each other using random verbiage generators. Accenture bots do not eat, rather they go to expensive resteraunts and argue about who knows more about the menus. They then order, pay and leave without eating as a demonstration of "thinking outside the box about process"

Assenterbots simulate aspects of the human behaviour called "annual leave"; they may go on holiday on a yacht in Thailand, they will still attend 2 hour daily conference calls.

Once an assenterbot decides to leave the Collective, other members of the Collective will ignore it in corridors.
Jim had to work with three assenterbots. They spent three months to prepare a 1000 slide presentation that took two days to show. By that time, Jim had already designed and implemented a new system - so he kicked their asses out the door!
by MrPi October 1, 2006
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assmonk

this is a friendly way to refer to our mate tom
by dave April 9, 2003
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assminer

Someone who mines asses, sometimes with hat.
Check out Sanchez. What an assminer.
by Sloan September 28, 2003
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