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Assmotize

Sorry, I'm late. I was on my way when this hottie tried to assmotize me into buying her a drink. Luckily I snapped out of it or I would have never gotten here.
by Big Pappa 4487 July 12, 2015
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assmosphere

(noun) The air space between the bottom of the buttocks and the top of the water in a toilet bowl. Can be applicable before, during, and after defication.
Hey! It's wet in here, there must be a break in the assmosphere.
by king_charles November 23, 2016
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assmass

someone who has an incredibly large ass....a huge booty shaker, more ass than person
Her assmass is beyond calculation!
by badback9 October 30, 2011
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Assmancer

Used to describe someone who is extremely good at Anal sex be it receiving or giving or both, sometimes better than oral sex or vaginal sex
girl 1 : "you were right he left my ass sore and my pussy sopping, never thought anal could feel that good"
girl 2 : "Told you he was a assmancer, whenever we do it he leaves me soaking the bed"

"dat was S-class ass, damn she a true assmancer, had me busting under minute"
by Omnimorph January 30, 2019
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dick assman

yep. just a canadian gas pumper from regina with the goddam most unfortunate name(besides phillip ennis or fred you(p. ennis and f. you)
boberto: yo dood check dat sign out
jamal #497071: bruh dick assman is here lol bad name
by totallyurmom February 27, 2022
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Assmosis

The chemical process through which alcohol is absorbed directly into the blood stream through the rectal walls, as a result of anal alcohol consumption.
Cory passed out last night. I guess the assmosis really caught up with him.
by Dub Dub Lifer November 26, 2010
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assmunch

insult usually directed towards someone with anger.
Also related to:
asstwat
asshat
assfuck
bitchass
asswipe
asshole
and many more
"OMFG NOOB YOU ARE SUCH AN ASSMUNCH!!11!"
"hello assmunch"
"haha, Fin is such an assmunch"
by lawzer February 7, 2005
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