ashturbate

The act of masturbating with a handful of a cremated person's ashes.

She was so hot before she died. If only I could get my hands on her cremated remains, I would definitely ashturbate.

by wordman55 September 8, 2012

Ashtabula

pretty much the shittiest place in ohio. where you cann't drive down the street without almost hitting some white trash asshole walking down the middle of the road holding 5 save-a-lot bags. where the biggest and most exciting store in town is super walmart. where the only thing to do on a friday night is go bowling or to b-dubs. thank god it's only an hour from cleveland.

If you ever have the opportunity to move out of Ashtabula, TAKE IT!

by bula hater May 16, 2006

Ashtyn

Usually a blonde but there is an occasional brunette, she’s kind and funny. She’s very loyal and perceptive when it comes to others, she like to help in whatever way she can. She’s really caring, smart, and hilarious when she has blonde moments.

I think that new girl’s an Ashtyn

by Ashesmania February 11, 2018

French Ashtray

When you spunk on a broads back and then put out your cigarette in the cum on her back. Smack her ass for a laugh

"Bro you hook up with Jessica?"
"Yeah I totally French Ashtrayed that bitch"

by DJ _shuFFL February 19, 2019

ashtray money

A small amount of money that literally means nothing to the person using the term. Regardless of how much money the person is talking about, 'ashtray money' is used to define an infinitesimally small portion of their total wealth.

"7 grand! That's my fuckin' ashtray money bro!" - Lenny Dykstra

by Kitten Wrangler October 18, 2010

Ashtyn

1) An awesome girl who is sicknasty at sports. Shes also very pretty & smart. And she loves life. Many people are jealous of her.
2) One who is just simply awesome at sports.

1) Q: Who is Ashtyn?
A: The most awesome person ever

2) Dude that girl is beast at volleyball. Shes like an Ashtyn!

by whatever148 April 4, 2009

Cock AshTray

A sexually promiscuous female, who has engaged in intercourse with many partners.

Look, There goes the cock ashtray. The what Ya Know cock ashtray everyone rubs one out

by [e-mail] February 2, 2007