ASDA

IF YOU SHOP ANYWHERE ELSE U GEA

criple 1 : asda for life
ginger 1 : truuuuu

by Kevin Dorito January 12, 2022

Asda Jim

When someone has a meltdown over a meme they don't like and they start sending death threats via DM to random people.

Oh my god did you see that meme that Smilesy posted? You just know that someone is gonna do an Asda Jim

by David Smiles November 26, 2025

Asda Jim

A man from Skelmersdale who sends death threats online

Asda Jim just threatened Elon Musk and said Be Seeing You Soon

by emilybeanz November 26, 2025

dirty Asda

When you are stacking the shelves but your too short to reach the top shelf and while struggling to reach you shit all over another colleague.

“You won’t believe it, Jeff gave me a dirty Asda the other day!”

by Lavivienda March 29, 2023