Aresto

Aresto is the loveliest and best-looking creature in the whole world.

There are plenty of reasons to be jealous of the person who love and are being loved by an Aresto. He is the guy everyone wants a piece of: ‘cause of his big empathy and ease to converse with; he always makes us feel good about ourselves. He never judge people for who they are or how they look. He uses to talk from his heart in pure honest confessions and tell jokes, which makes him to a great speaker. He is the fundamental to make people happy. He is weirdly magical. Don’t touch him, he will spank you.

"I just want to spend my time with Aresto"

by Elibry kolibry October 18, 2011

Ron Artest

To totally flip out and start beating on people, especially pasty white guys.

*bump*
"oh sorry about that"
"RON ARTEST,!"*flips out*
"OH GOD!"

by David Stern December 17, 2004

arrested development

The most original TV program in the noughties, HBO dissed it, and Fox fucked with it, denying millions of intelligent viewers and comedy aficionados good programming.

"How funny is that shit! hahahha! No... You don't get it...do you have arrested development syndrome? Is there something wrong with you?"

by Lillylyd November 11, 2006

Anesthesiologist

The doctor who made sure you didn't feel a thing during your surgery and kept you alive the whole time!

The anesthesiologist clearly did well as I woke from surgery without pain.

by ActualTruth March 1, 2018

Arnesto

Great and a loving and caring person. He can be fun and cool to hang out with. He cares for everyone that are friends with him. They will be a great person to be a partner in crime and a loving partner. He can give some good advice when he wants to. He will also keep secrets for you for as long as you need.

Arnesto is a great person and fun to be with.

by The Great Person February 26, 2021

Herniac Arrest

When someone gets hit in the nuts while they are in or going to be in somewhere cold. Then theyre balls and dick suck up inside them. They bleed out every hole in their body (including their fingernails and teeth).Then theyre testicles come out their nipples and their dick pops out their bellybutton.Then they die

Nick got hit in the nuts while he was playing hockey and he went into herniac arrest.

by Me no el speako el mexicano January 26, 2011

Cardiac Arrest

Walking into an AP Class and realizing you didn't study for the test or do an assignment

I went under cardiac arrest today when I remembered about the AP World History test

by ThatOneGingerChick February 5, 2015