Armenian Armageddon

When you beat your meat 10+ times in one day.

Did you hear that Jimmy had a Armenian Armageddon on the snowday?

by MELLO MIKE January 27, 2018

Armageddon Bag

This is the pre-packed bag you have in case of an emergency. Things you might need in an "Oh shit!" moment. Should include items such as toothbrush, underwear, sharpened knife, socks, duct tape ...

Hey hon, do you think this chainsaw will fit in our armageddon bag?

by GMO Team January 24, 2011

Armagasm

The orgasm to end all orgasms.

"Hey, I heard Ted once killed a chick with an armagasm! Can you believe that?"

"No, Bill, I swear, she had an armagasm while I was fuckin' her from behind!

by Sumiter December 12, 2020

Pulling an Armageddon

Based on the Academy Award winning film, it refers to choosing an incredibly stupid option when clearly a better one exists ie. choosing to teach oil drillers to become astronauts rather than simply teaching astronauts how to drill.

Bobby chose to dine and ditch rather than paying the bill, Pulling an Armageddon in the process. He is now referred to as "Bitch Bobby" by his cellmate in Grenville Penitentiary.

by AbAeterno1 January 2, 2011

Armageddon

The end of the world

"Ahhhh Armageddon is here!!"

by kim December 15, 2003

Armageddon

What George Bush is praying for.

You're either with us or against us

by hi i'm alphahooker November 23, 2004

Armageddon

The time when the Great Cosmic Muffin comes down from his heavenly throne and gobbles up the universe because It has The Munchies.
Also see Death

Hey look, a gigantic baked good is coming to eat the universe. Cripes!
(MUNCH)

by Doomeyes October 21, 2003