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Apptized

Those that have been indoctrinated into the world of "Apps" - that's about 1Bn of us since late 2012 and expected to grow to 2Bn by 2015.
All it takes is to use an app, just one app, one time and you've been apptized my friend!
A common religion, agnostic to all - except a strong well established iCult that is predominantly based in Northern California with it's spiritual home located in Cupertino.
You've been Apptized if you've ever used an app - From Map Apps to Fart Apps and everything in between.
by A. Shanks Utd. May 26, 2013
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Appetizer Scrooge

1. When dining with someone that hogs all the appetizers
2. When a diner is hangry and complains about why it is taking so long for the appetizers to come out
I was grabbing dinner with LeRoy and he ate all the mozz sticks while I was in the bathroom. That guy is a real Appetizer Scrooge
by Karl McCarlson December 31, 2024
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appetizer

That one movie that you must watch first before watching the others
If you want to binge-watch all the movies that have been made throughout this 21st century, start by watching the 2006 movie "Idiocracy" as the appetizer.
by Emotional Cruiser November 12, 2025
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APIatized

Enabled with a modern API (application programming interface) ; compound word from API-atized, as if to equip a system with an API were a verb called 'API'.
I can't wait for Tinder to be APIatized so that I can integrate bots via a Tinder API to help me meet eligible singles.
by jbsmooves February 1, 2021
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appejizer

When you swallow a load before dinner. Usually a guy, who is on a business trip and meets other guys on grindr and blows them before meeting his straight coworkers for dinner.
Coworker1 - “Bro, why were you late for dinner?”

Coworker2 - “I’m so sao’ee, I had to finish my appejizer.”
by Geoff851234 July 16, 2023
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appejizer

When you swallow a load before dinner. Usually a guy, who is on a business trip and meets other guys on grindr and blows them before meeting his straight coworkers for dinner.
Coworker1 - “Bro, why were you late for dinner?”

Coworker2 - “I’m so sao’ee, I had to finish my appejizer.”
by Geoff851234 July 16, 2023
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Appetiser

A machine built during the final war. it was meant to counter the earthmovers, but only one prototype was built before the war ended.
Before I tear down the cities and crush the armies of heaven, you shall do as an appetiser. come forth, child of man, and die.
by stereotypical egirl UwU April 3, 2025
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