Anonymous Gorilla

A distant cousin of the Stranger, involving atleast one glove, having the appearance of a gorilla's mitt. The subject shall proceed in to pleasuring him or herself whilst pleading for mercy aloud and taking moment to immitate his assailant's grunts. One might also fantasize about standing too close to the gorilla cage and/or being caught outside in the wilderness by some beast. This act is often performed in a private zoo type setting or while watching Animal Planet.

"Last night I was watching a documentary on mating rituals of other primates for school, so to get in the mood I decided to hook myself up with an Anonymous Gorilla."

by kjcw September 24, 2006

Anonymous Fapper

A random loser from Fap-nation who mostly spew half-assed reviews, calling out developers and creators for milking out their patrons' money (even if they're not even spending a single dime), and also insulting their fellow Anonymous Fappers for not having a girlfriend even though they don't have one themselves.

Oh look, another Anonymous Fapper posts another roast to his fellows. He should go outside and touch grass, don't you think?

by Darth Xenon July 11, 2022

anonymousx

Dubstep dj that always pwns.

guy:Did you see that anonymousx kid from vegas?

girl:yeah i cream my pants everytime

by Crybook December 19, 2010

Narcotics Anonymous

Narcotics Anonymous is fellowship of men and women for whom drugs (and,yes, alcohol IS a drug) had become a major problem. They meet regularly to help each other stay clean. NA uses the 12 Steps and 12 Traditions as originated by AA, but have abridged them to be all-inclusive. Narcotics Anonymous was formed in 1953 by several addicts, the most well-known perhaps, being Jimmy K. The formation of NA was necessary because addicts were not welcomed into AA, and could not stay clean. Narcotics Anonymous has it's own literature, the most important being the Basic Text, and it's own unique language. NA uses "clean," "clean time," and "recovery," rather than sober and sobriety. Narcotics Anonymous has over 50,000 meetings per week worldwide. As stated in the 5th Tradition, every group has but one primary purpose; to carry the message to the addict who still suffers. That message is that an addict, any addict, can stop using drugs, lose the desire to use, and find a new way to live.

Any addict can join Narcotics Anonymous regardless of age, race, creed, sexual orientation, religion, or lack of religion. The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop using.

by NoMatterWhat August 27, 2014

Angry Birds Anonymous

Also known as A.B.A or the A.B.A.A (Angry Birds Anonymous of America). The A.B.A is the support group for those who are struggling with addiction to The Angry Birds App.

After calling in sick to work again so that I could play more Angry Birds, I got fired and had to go to Angry Birds Anonymous meetings.

by CSW0_8814 March 14, 2011

gay anonymous sex

Gays have been having anonymous sex for as long as there have been big cities with known cruising grounds. In places such as bathroom stalls or city parks, a male can engage another male in a sex act. We call it anonymous sex because the two people do not know each other, and will probably never see each other again. With the internet, gay anonymous sex can also happen in people's home, as well as sex clubs and gyms. The CDC ranks peoples' risk for sexually transmitted using a variety of factors and trends; if someone participates in anonymous sex, their risk is higher.

"I downloaded grindr yesterday and had gay anonymous sex with a guy in central park"

by loose_bottoms_ftl June 3, 2016

Assraper's Anonymous

Usually referred to (and mistaken for) as AA others may think of "Alcoholic's Anonymous". This is an elite group of mainly men, who cannot stop their urges for unwillful butt sex. Many members have joined, but the longest recorded record of one staying with the program was 72 hours. Statistics show that only 12% of members are looking for help, when the other 88% are there for more prey.

Guy #1: Hey man, did you hear about (name)? I heard he joine AA; I can't believe it!
Guy #2: Dude, no way! He never had a SIP of alcohol!
Guy #1: No dude, not AA, AA- Assraper's Anonymous.
Guy #2: Oh. Yeah, I can totally see that actually, he's a freak.

by tom-paul June 29, 2008