black anaconda

adj. a long, darkly colored fecal projectile of a humanly impossibly size that exits the anus after a good, fibrous meal. Usually in a swirl like fashion, similar to that of soft-serve ice cream.

Vanessa returned from the toilet, wearing a bleak look on her face while rubbing her stomach. David looks at her and asks, "What's wrong?" Vanessa replies, "I think something's wrong with me. I just took the biggest, nastiest, smelliest shit in my life and I swear... it was a Black Anaconda!" David then replies with a grim look on his face, "...That's not good."

by Venom_Freja April 25, 2010

angela anaconda

A Canadian cartoon where the characters are made from actual black and white pictures of people, giving them gray skin which looks weird. The show is about a girl named Angela Anaconda (the characters are humans despite her last name) who in each episode has these weird fantasies about the mean girl at school, her teacher or her two weird older brothers getting injured or killed.

I watched Angela Anaconda today, and that show is so weird. Not to mention Angela’s voice sounds like Mandark after inhaling helium.

by EmmyCat328 January 25, 2020

Alabama Anaconda

Getting pegged by a dominatrix while she rubs between your nuts.

"When I see my mistress, I always go in for the Alabama Anaconda. I'm always sore, but it's always worth it."

by MagentaMedusa November 19, 2021

anjack

Male Tamil gangster

"Hey dude look at those anjacks there drinking Tiger beer with that hot chick."

by ElectricEelShock September 9, 2009

anachronism

(uh-nak-ruh-niz-uhm)

From Middle Greek anachronismo, the word Anachronism refers to an event, person, object or custom that is chronologically out of place. It can also be an error in chronology, in which a person, object, event, etc., is assigned a date or period other than the correct one.

Popularized by the Dresden Dolls’ song Girl Anachronism, you probably didn’t know the existence of the word until you heard that song, bitch.

by jester. August 26, 2006

anachronaut

A person who enjoys speaking and/or behaving in anachronistic fashion.

1) One who speaks in the ye olde style.
2) Someone who wears old fashioned clothes eg: fop wear, corsets, hoopskirts. Can also mean someone wearing more recent though out of style clothing (from the 70s 80s 90s etc).
3) Anyone using out of date computer technology.

anachronaut: Wo befalls me, mine remote control is mislain! Whither has it gone? Wife, what news of the remote controller?! We must make haste as in but three and twenty minutes I must watch my programmes in the telechamber! O joy of joys, at last it appears! It lay betwixt the cushions of the couching seat! No longer must I endure the horror of two and one half men's situational comedies!

by Kittridge February 29, 2008

de anza college

A community college in Cupertino, California established in 1967 with affiliations with Foothill College. Unofficially, the "Harvard" of all community colleges because of the rate students transfer to UCs or CSUs. Lots of international students, FOBs, and hot girls. It has the Flint Center and its own Planetarium and is currently a smoke-free campus. Overall, it's a pretty chill school.

Two notorious incidents happened here, first one being an averted columbine-style shooting by a student named Al DeGuzman who was caught when he tried to print out pictures of himself with his guns, at Longs Drugs. The second incident is the protest against Colin Powell, where protestors were being beaten by riot police.

Foothill Student: Foothill College is better than De Anza College!

De Anza Student: Your face!

*Foothill student runs away crying*

by bayareaninja August 17, 2006