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anger issues

1) a problem one has controlling his/her temper over trite and trivial concerns, usually resulting in broken walls and furniture as well as lots of swearing
2) physically assaulting someone for TKing you while playing Halo
3) threatening the well-being of said TKer for laughing about it
*angry Kevin gets TKed by Andy*
*Andy Laughs*
Kevin: what the fuck are laughing about, it's not fucking funny!
*Kevin hits TKer*
Kevin: don't fu cking do that again, or i will fuck your day up!
by K-Debit April 8, 2004
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Anger Fuck

Rough but consensual sex between individuals who despise one another. Occurs usually in a scenario where a physical fight would normally take place, substituting bruised fists with bruised sexual organs.
Jen has been the biggest bitch I have ever known since the day I stepped into the office. I guess the hatred added to my attraction though since that cunt is white hot. Before we knew it our argument last night turned into a sweaty anger fuck on her desk.
by The Amazing AO January 28, 2009
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Anger Porn

Content produced that is used solely for the purpose of intentionally getting yourself mad.

Different from a troll as this is self inflicted
Asshole 1: "Did you see the new Ghostbusters movie?"

Asshole 2: "Nah, I'm not going to subject myself to that anger porn
by Arbiter of Reality August 13, 2016
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anger vision

when someone gets so mad that they have a special form of tunnel vision, that all they see is the person and/or people that made them anger
Person A: I can't believe that guy I called gay didn't see his car getting towed.

Person B: Yeah he had complete anger vision.
by onslaught94 January 24, 2010
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anger up the blood

1: to irritate so that it makes one's blood become angry.

2: to cause, by reason of stupidity, ineptitude, malice, or uncaring, the blood of another to become angry.

3: to think certain thoughts or participate in any such behaviour that would tend to cause your own blood to become angry.
"I don't read newspapers, they anger up the blood."
by goodcop8 November 14, 2007
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Anger management

Something I need at the present moment.

Especially after seeing something that I dislike.
Anger management.

Person 1: Talk about my sister, brother, cousin, friend, one more time and see what happens to you!

Person 2: Damn, looks like she needs some anger management.

Person 1: No, maybe if you would just get a life and stfu.
by hilarity and such April 20, 2013
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anger wank

The practice of a wank when one is pissed off, or thinking angry thoughts. Similar to a power wank in that maximum force is exerted on one's wang.
Dude 1: Man, my girlfriend pissed me off yesterday, she wouldn't put out so I went home and had an anger wank.
Dude 2: Yeah man, I know how it feels.
by Captain//Fantastic September 16, 2008
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