Alfons

An extremely sexy man who is loved by the ladys. Siganture move is to show them his huge ding dong.

Dude, you are such an Alfons! The ladys love you and your ding dong is bigger than my house!

by ol'man jakey February 7, 2019

Algonquin

A town in Illinois. there's nothing to do here, so all we do is smoke & drink & go to mcdonalds. A lot of fake ass bitches here that think they run shit. Most people want to get the fuck out of here.

Me: Hey, i live in Algonquin
whoever: what do you do there?
Me: Fucking nothingg!!!!

by brittneyd April 11, 2012

Alon

an Israeli dude named after an oak tree.

Alon has climbed the Alon.

by phlegmat March 21, 2005

almond goggles

almond goggles occur when ones eyesockets are occluded by a pair of testicles

last night your wife saw god through almond goggles.

by ken power September 5, 2007

alfons

A synonym for "pimp". Originated from the Polish language.

Those hoes just got beat by their Alfons.

by Artoscope May 18, 2006

alconomics

Any mathematical or economical principles or practices directly related to the acquisition, sale or distribution of alcohol.

1.
"Hey man, that party was sick last night, but I can't figure out how we made so much cash? We only charged a few bucks at the door?"

"I don't know, talk to Jimmy, he figured it out. The guy's got a PhD in alconomics."

2.
"24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day, that's alconomics for ya'."

by unoit! December 10, 2009

Alconian

Alconianism is a religious belief in Char. It is a small religion but it is slowly growing. It is the belief in Char and her teachings.

Jakob: Did you see that new Harry Potter book that Char loves?

Beth: Yes! It was so inspiring. I’m so proud to be an Alconian.

by Alconiansforever September 6, 2021