tiktok algorithm

something that makes no sense

Person 1: "damn i made a video with so much effort and only got 20 views"
Person 2: "hehe I made a video with no effort and went viral."
Person 1: "fuck you tiktok algorithm"

by corgimationss September 27, 2021

Engineers algorithm

The engineers algorithm is a simple set of instructions on what to do in a certain situation. For example if something is not ment to move but it is moving use duct tape. If it is still moving you have not used enough duct tape. On the other hand if something is ment to move but it isn't moving, use WD40. If it is still not moving used more WD40 and continuously hit it with a hammer until it moves.

Person 1: " I don't know why this isn't working, any ideas".

Person 2: " are you talking about your wife not getting out of bed or the bearing seizing up. Use the engineers algorithm for the bearing. And promise me you won't drown your wife with WD40 and hit her with a hammer."

by Bread_man69420 December 28, 2021

emotional algorithm

Your emotional algorithm, is a subconscious selection process that is choosing the wrong the person for you. You overlook the red flags because are so familiar that they feel like home. Possibly the same red flags as one of your parents.

Me sobbing during a break up - Gawd! I can't believe I ended up with another prick who treats me like garbage! My emotional algorithm must be broken. What is wrong with me?

by Siouxsie Supertramp October 9, 2023

Type 4 Algorithm

Unclassified cryptographic algorithm that has been registered by the National Institute of Standards and Technology, but is not a Federal Information Processing Standard. NTIA

I don't know who used the TYPE FOUR, in fact, I don't even have a HF receiver.

by IrishRepublicanArmy January 24, 2004

the taylor algorithm

question: how many pigs does it take for a cow to go on a date with a wolf that jumps off cliffs into space?

answer: nine chickens.

guy: damn how’d you know how many pigs it takes for a cow to go on a date with a wolf that jumps off cliffs into space?

girl: the taylor algorithm.

by childsupportt April 2, 2020

algoreithm

n. Complex decision-making process used by environmentalists to evaluate the proper way to proceed when building a pipeline, designing a city, draining a swamp etc.

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Are you using the latest algoreithm? Those owl burrows look a little close to the runway.

by gnostic3 February 4, 2020

The Algorithm of Love

Mahalo and Good Day,

I, Joshua Howard aka Howieloveheart believes you must love yourself before you love the universe and all of energy must be balanced within. Anyone has the choice to live their best life to fullest by adapting and overcoming the negativity energy which some believe to be Diablo. However, our worst enemy in life is ourselves. We must all know that the most important thing in life is time. So, we must devote I time to spending it wisely bc it is beyond precious. I personally believe and pray that our God protects us all whether you believe in God or not. I believe we all deserve the same opportunity bc I Love our World and Our Universe Forever and Always!

Mahalo Always and Love Forever,
Joshua Howieloveheart

The Algorithm collaborated to create the The Algorithm of Love. Love, Howieloves

by Joshua Howard alias Howieloveh February 12, 2021