When you take a Shit on the ground, then rip out your pubes and stick it on your poop. This way it resembles the Alf character that would play on TV.
by cccam162 March 14, 2009
by DEZARAE June 08, 2004
Alf is a little pussy bitch.
by anonymous February 16, 2005
An old man with 2 walking sticks who is such a genius he can walk at a 90 degree angle. He leaves his home once a day to display his unique talent to the envious world under the pretext of going to post a letter.
Who is West Bridgford's finest athlete?
That'll be Alf Trolleydocker, the 90 degree genius.
Where did he get his walk from?
I believe he got it from a corner shop.
That'll be Alf Trolleydocker, the 90 degree genius.
Where did he get his walk from?
I believe he got it from a corner shop.
by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 17, 2009
Alfred James "Alf" Stewart is a fictional character from the Australian Channel Seven soap opera Home and Away and and a parody of doodleburger, full time rapist played by Ray Meagher. The character debuted on-screen during the serial's pilot episode on 17 January 1988 while raping Sally. . Meagher is the only remaining original cast member still present. Thanks to Summer Bay, Alf still has his thunder. Also Loose as fuck.
by Rape101 October 21, 2013
When a male of the age 17 or older can not control the flow of waste out of his body. This certain individual seems to shit in his pants very often.
by Daniel "Leo the Great" Krcmar September 25, 2003