Alf

When you take a Shit on the ground, then rip out your pubes and stick it on your poop. This way it resembles the Alf character that would play on TV.

Johnny made an Alf right in the middle of the street last night.

by cccam162 March 14, 2009

Alf

Another Little Fuckwad

That kid is an alf.
What an Alf.

by chris November 6, 2004

Alf

arrogant little fuck

Ben thinks he is so perfect, he is such an ALF.

by DEZARAE June 7, 2004

Alf

A fake ass bitch. See Jonathon Stenval or Alf.

Alf is a little pussy bitch.

by anonymous February 15, 2005

Alf Trolleydocker

An old man with 2 walking sticks who is such a genius he can walk at a 90 degree angle. He leaves his home once a day to display his unique talent to the envious world under the pretext of going to post a letter.

Who is West Bridgford's finest athlete?

That'll be Alf Trolleydocker, the 90 degree genius.

Where did he get his walk from?

I believe he got it from a corner shop.

by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 17, 2009

Alf Stewart

Alfred James "Alf" Stewart is a fictional character from the Australian Channel Seven soap opera Home and Away and and a parody of doodleburger, full time rapist played by Ray Meagher. The character debuted on-screen during the serial's pilot episode on 17 January 1988 while raping Sally. . Meagher is the only remaining original cast member still present. Thanks to Summer Bay, Alf still has his thunder. Also Loose as fuck.

Have you seem the little Cambodian kid Alf Stewart stole from the markets?

Exactly.

by Rape101 October 20, 2013

The Alf Cannon

When a male of the age 17 or older can not control the flow of waste out of his body. This certain individual seems to shit in his pants very often.

Holy shit Justin, you just alf cannoned your pants.

by Daniel "Leo the Great" Krcmar June 11, 2006